Men's restroom graffiti

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I went to the boys restroom today and on the wall directly on top of the urinal was the words scribbled out in blue marker "Hide your innocence"

it really made me think...graffiti normally doesn't do that for me

what do you think about this example ? was the guy who wrote it a genius?

The guy who wrote that should get a Nobel Peace Prize 7
Yes, it's remotely clever 18
It made me chuckle 8
No, it's dumb and stupid 10
The dude who wrote that is retarded and should stop sniffing glue 8
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  • Faceless
    9 years ago

    At work there was this dick drawn on one of the walls of the stalls of the mens washroom. And I just hated shitting at said stall cause of that damned dick. You know, just nonchalantly browsing the internet on my phone while pooping or not even pooping, just wasting time in there, and I have to look at the wall with this cock staring me right in the face. So I got fed up with it and drew over it with a black sharpie and turned it into a little smiling elephant. It got sanded off and repainted soon after tho. Motherfuckers. That dick was there for years and my positive vandalism was the one that crossed the line to make em do something about it. Well, thats my story and im sticking to it.

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    I went past a fountain once that had been flooded totally via the water mains, on the wall next to it were the words "they made me do it" written exactly the same way as they are in Donnie Darko when the school gets flooded. I thought it was hilarious.

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    • free"handjobs"
      9 years ago

      I went "past" a fountain once and put "soap" in it.

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      • Tommythecat.
        9 years ago

        So fucking what cockhead.

        *walks out of the room

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        • free"handjobs"
          9 years ago

          I walked out of a "room" once, twice.

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          • Avant-Garde
            9 years ago

            Judging from your username, I bet that wasn't the only thing you did.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    While you were standing there looking up, pondering, the creep who wrote it was getting ready to slit your throat and then drag your body behind the dumpster in the alley to do unspeakable things to you as you lay dying. You got lucky this time. Never read bathroom graffiti!!!

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago

      An urban legend has just been born.

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      • dirtybirdy
        9 years ago

        Good gracious, what have I done?!

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        • Avant-Garde
          9 years ago

          I think you've just created the next Slender Man. Let's call him Slender Stall.

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  • gorillaphant
    9 years ago

    That makes you think?

    The person who wrote it is probably not a genius, and barely even clever. Better graffiti exists.

    And as a white girl, I will totally use the mens room if the line to the ladies is too long. I have also cleaned my fair share of restrooms.

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    • free"handjobs"
      9 years ago

      I "cleaned" the restrooms once, numerous times.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I remember using the men's bathroom at Suffolk County Community College once. One of the stalls had a drawing of a bunch of penises and Dragon Ball Z's Vegeta, with a speech bubble that said "The dick levels are over 9000!" I'm pretty sure people kept adding stuff to the graffiti over time because some of the drawings looked older than others.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Maybe a girl wrote it... I just blew your mind .... you're welcome.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      It's possible, but highly unlikely considering the liklihood of a guy doing doing it due to more guys going in to the men's toilets and men are more prone to graffiti. Lol

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      • anti-hero
        9 years ago

        You might be surprised.

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          The only way I would be surprised is if women went in to the male rest room more than men, which simply isn't true. Lol.

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          • anti-hero
            9 years ago

            I mean about women in general.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Girls don't go into the boys bathroom...at least they're not supposed to

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      • anti-hero
        9 years ago

        What if she was an employee cleaning the bathroom?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          There are a few women who clean the men's restroom but they are all illegal Mexicans so I doubt they know English

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          • anti-hero
            9 years ago

            How do you know their legal status? Did you ask them? Are you sure they are from Mexico or are you just using Mexican as a catch all term for Hispanic / Latino?

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          • Riddler
            9 years ago

            So all janitors are illegal Mexicans? Are you really that fucking stupid?

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        What if "she" was trans?

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    "Here I sit, broken-hearted.
    Tried to shit, but then I farted."

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    • gashlover
      9 years ago

      ... and then one day I took a chance,
      ...tried to fart and shit my pants!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      that's a good one i need to try that

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I don't find it to be that deep. It reminds me a lot of that pretentious hipster nonsense. Whoever wrote that wasn't writing anything new. It's a lesson that you'd think would have been common knowledge by now.

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  • Bobblahblah
    9 years ago

    Crap. "P" sign at the roadside, "EACE", smiley face added. Far better.

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  • alextsang08
    9 years ago

    Once I passed by a urinal that said - insert dick here... Needless to say...

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago

    It made me chuckle, for sure.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    A while back I was at a grocery store in the ghetto and I went in the bathroom stall there.

    There was one of those needle disposals attached to the stall and somebody had smashed it open to get the needles out. They must have been desperate for their fix.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    For manly love meet me here march 25th, 2:15am.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      That's way past my bedtime

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        Not past my visiting time. >:)

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    • Avant-Garde
      9 years ago

      *cough* *cough* I guess this means that I am too sick to come. *cough* *achoo*

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