Men - would you rather be rich with no penis or poor with a 10 incher?

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Those are your only two choices for your entire life. You can't choose the 10 inch penis and then become rich - if you choose the rich choice you will always be a minimum wage earner, but you will have the most perfect, thick, 10 inch penis imaginable. If you choose the rich choice you will also not have any testicles, as you were born without any genitalia. You also can't change your sex to a woman if you choose to be rich or "buy" a functioning penis - if you choose this choice, you will never experience an orgasm in your whole life, but you will have $100 Million cash in the bank.

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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

Please do not select Other. That choice got left in by mistake.

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- ucipher8
  
  11 years ago
  
  im not getting any anyway, ill take the money and drop the member
  
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lease

12 years ago

Absolutely choose rich. While sex is a super-fun thing right now, I'd gladly trade it for riches. Plus, if it meant never having had an orgasm anyway, I wouldn't know what I was missing.

I'd be perfectly happy "servicing" girls in other ways or watching wild sex parties on my yacht.

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- GoraIntoDesiGals
  
  12 years ago
  
  Moreover girls don't date poor men so they wouldn't even know about my penis size.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    12 years ago
    
    You got no money, you got no car,
    You got no woman, and there you are. :-D
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Good answer about the not knowing what an orgasm feels like anyway. But wouldn't it drive you crazy that you'd never know what all the fuss is about?
  
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  - lease
    
    12 years ago
    
    It drives me CRAZIER to wish I had badass cars that I'll never own and sail around the world. I'm not super materialistic, I'm just saying that I wouldn't mind having $100M.
    
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    - home
      
      12 years ago
      
      sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex bang bang bang ohhhhhhhh yeah who the heck would say no penis people????? WWWWHHHHHOOOO?????
      
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      I bet if I made the poll for men over 50 years old only that more men would choose the money, since by that time their private parts aren't really working that well anyway. ;-D
      
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      - ashfordite
        
        12 years ago
        
        That hasn't been my experience at all, trust me. Plus, a good man with a 10" penis can easily marry rich
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        12 years ago
        
        Ah, very good. You found a loop hole. You can marry a rich woman. :)
        
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      - lease
        
        12 years ago
        
        I'm fairly sure anyone under 25 would ignorantly declare "I'd rather have a 10-inch-dick." By the time they were 30, they would kill themselves for having made that decision.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        12 years ago
        
        Well by age 35 a man's penis is pretty much something that his wife laughs at as she turns over to go to sleep while he tends to screaming babies.
        
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Rufus

12 years ago

If one were rich, he could BUY a 20" penis.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  No in this hypothetical reality you can't buy a penis (read the comment I wrote). Sorry :-)
  
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flutterhigh

12 years ago

Why would I want to be poor AND decrease my penis size by six inches?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  LOL so you can donate some tissue to men with shortcomings? Probably a tax write-off.
  
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

other

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  :)
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    12 years ago
    
    lol
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Grrrrrr.
  
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Outsider21

9 years ago

I'd rather have the 10 inch dick. Hell, I'm already close to that but an extra couple inches wouldn't bother me any. Having no penis would suck. What would get you off, how could you get off, how could you be a man, how could you have sex with women, how could you live? No riches in the world could make up for that. I'd rather be living in a third world country eating feces for supper than have no penis

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Schlrychter

9 years ago

It would be a lot more fun to have a 10" penis, especially if it's 10" flaccid, and also be so poor that you can't afford underwear and you have to live in the dumpiest trailer park on Earth. But I'd want to be immune to all diseases, too, so I could have as much fun as I want. :D

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SciVoid

10 years ago

A poor man with a 10 incher could easilly join the porn industry and build up impressive riches and a rich man could pay for a surgery and gain a 10 inch member.

I broke your poll.

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sonnie460

11 years ago

rich, short dick

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Hussainthemvp

11 years ago

I will use my 10 inch to make money IN PORN

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- handsignals
  
  10 years ago
  
  The rules were clear Brah.
  However I have the ultimate answer.
  Take the 10 incher do porn, get ripped off on the pay and wash dishes at the cheesecake factory.
  The only reason you become rich is to get heaps of pussy.
  
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coolio75650932

11 years ago

in trade for a strapon XD

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coolio75650932

11 years ago

i would be rich no dick THEN IL BUY A NEW DICK!

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Aleks85

12 years ago

I wouldn't want a 10 inch penis regardless.

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Corleone

12 years ago

I think 10 inches (that's 25cm, right? I'm European) is too long. It hurts some women. It's not the size of the wave that counts, it's the motion of the ocean ;)

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- coolio75650932
  
  11 years ago
  
  €=========3 this is my wave
  
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  - Corleone
    
    11 years ago
    
    Really? I held my ruler to my screen, you've got barely two centimeter there.
    
    Now, that's VERY small. I hope you'll find a girl who's understanding of your 'little' problem.
    
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tarheelman1992

12 years ago

Id love a 10 inch penis

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galym

12 years ago

not rich but not pore and a 6 inch is the way to go

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Anarchy

12 years ago

With money, I wouldn't care about a penis.

I can still make myself orgasm with a dildo. :D

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Sorry, the rules I posted say you will never have an orgasm your whole life with the rich choice.
  This poll is my conjured reality. (maniacal laugh ensues)
  
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  - Anarchy
    
    12 years ago
    
    I need to start reading the whole thing. Lol
    
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shuggy-chan

12 years ago

im not into haveing a 10 incher, but couldnt i just get into porn if i had a 10 inch weiner!!! then id have moeny right. be the next ron jeremy

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HeadOfState

12 years ago

I chose be poor and have a ten inch penis, but I wouldn't want either.

Ten inches is too big.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Well you're going to have that 10 inch penis and you're going to like it! - The Penis Pushing Pollster
  
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mateo

12 years ago

i just genuinely dont care about money......i dont ask 4 much,just give me some cool shit i can do flips off of and a girl that wants to exercise anaerobically after we have sex.....maybe before......wait...minimum wage and a 10 inch penis? thats a sweet deal.....i did fun stuff with my 7 inch penis and no job.....but now i just flip burgers and have a 10 inch penis.........i wish i just had a 7 inch penis and could do flips off stuff all day like the b4 times

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GoraIntoDesiGals

12 years ago

$100m since I'm a urine fetishist :-D
Who needs a penis?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  LOLOLOL!!!
  
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Darkoil

12 years ago

If i were to lose my cock i think i would probably kill myself. My reasoning being that i feel that everything i do, however much i enjoy it might i add, is just passing the time until i next have sex.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Well said! (sincere applause)
  
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Shackleford96

12 years ago

I could use an extra three inches...

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