Men - which would you rather go through in life

Balding / losing lots of hair 217
Being really short "under 5'2" 75
Being a ginger (pale skin, bright red hair and freckled face) 184
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Comments ( 36 )
  • Devilsummoner

    none! lol

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    I think it's hilarious that most people would rather have no hair at all than have ginger hair!!! Hahaha, what is wrong with people!?

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  • Lmfao I love gingers.

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  • i actually ran into a short balding ginger earlier this week which inspired me to make this poll...i mean holy shit!

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  • mizeka

    Had to skip. I don't want any of those :D

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  • Ribbit.

    I'd rather be ginger, whats so bad about that?

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    • kitsune12321

      i.e. he already is a ginger.

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  • heyginz

    GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS

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    • Where?

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      • MissyLeyneous

        In a P.O. box in HELL.

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  • cleverusername

    I don't understand.
    Is being a ginger undesirable? I never got the memo alerting me to this fact.
    I would go out with a female ginger, and not think of her any differently from a brunette.

    I would die if i lost my hair. I love having long hair. Fortunately my dad and grandparents have kept their hair, so I don't think I will.

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  • casualcrow

    I'd rather kill myself with a shotgun to the face.

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  • If i was a guy, I'd probably say being a ginger. Yeah, you would have no soul- but you could always dye your hair. And I've seen lots of ginger guys that are attractive.

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  • Aww I love guys with pale skin, bright red hair and freckled face. I love you!

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  • Oakfurshadows

    >.> My brother is a ginger and he has plenty of hair. He just likes to shave it. And he's a idiot.

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  • orangekid

    None for sure!!!!

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  • DefJay

    Well i dont find it bad to be a ginger except that it would so not suit me!

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  • mrgrim747

    that's a stupid post

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  • BUGABOO-666-

    I've never understood that either. Why do so many people think being a ginger is so bad?

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    • I'm pretty sure i've lost my soul long time ago, but it's a doubt i like better than being a ginger :P

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  • TheTodd11

    a friend of mine is a ginger, 5'1", and is bald....not to mention that he probably has small penis..

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    • Koda

      You'd know...

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  • Enizzle

    Gingers are scum and midgets are gross. Bald, any day of the week.

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    • maximesmc

      That's sick. You may as well be Hitler.

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  • genericallyanime

    what's wrong with gingers

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  • Outsider21

    I'm kinda short myself so I'd go with that. I'm not under 5'2" but I like having my hair and I'm already a fairly short person so I'm okay with being short but not really with losing my hair or being a ginger

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  • Koda

    I think if there were no solutions to balding; no pills, no rogaine, no non-invasive procedures, no implants, no wigs, no hair pieces, etc, then that would be the worst one.

    If you ended up a really good-looking redhead with not-so-bright orange hair, that'd be fine I guess, especially if you lived in a place where redheads were more accepted.

    This might sound weird, but going with the options as presented, I'd choose being short. I used to be self-conscious about being tall as I thought it didn't suit my personality or something. Growing up I was the tallest in my class and I felt like a freak sometimes, especially since some of the jock guys were pretty damned short and it didn't hinder them at all.

    Mind you, though 5'1" isn't midget height, it's pretty darned close, but if I looked like myself, and was proportionate, I'd have to go with the short option. Cuz I'd have my face, my hair, I'd just be a mini-me, and short guys get a lot of sympathy XD I'd just have to date really short as well. Short people are kind of cute, and besides, if this were three hundred years ago, 5'1" would be borderline normal anyway.

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  • Demendes

    If I were to be a ginger, I'd need to have a change on my whole looks and feats.

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  • BrendioEEE

    Bald because I can just grow it back I don't want to have no soul.

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  • Bald and bold, lol.. I'll just shave my head if I lose my hairline at some point. No biggie, better than a midget or a ginger.

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  • Yuki-Okami

    I am 6"2' and always hated it being 5"2' would be a dream come true for me

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  • 053

    Balding, cause I can shave it off and still look badass like Imotept from "The Mummy"

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    • BLAh81

      Imhotep.

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  • dillybar

    bald i can shave plus im white so i can date skin head woman if i do maybe black woman ? but blacks bald woman think are sexy of all typs so there luckyer

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  • pandabear1209

    If I was a guy id rather be balding, then id shave it off and get a head tattoo lol I would hate to be a midget and I have a dislike of most gingers.

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  • wonderbear

    None of the above. If you included "baring a child" I would do that and be prepared for instead rather than worrying about my physical preferences.

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