Men: what is worse? smelly vadge or cellulite?

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it depends on how bad the cellulite or stank is.

So far I've seen two questions about cellulite being terrible and one about acne scars being terrible. They're both a normal part of life that people need to accept. As for the smelly genitals, that's nothing a bath can't cure.

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depends on if i'm fucking her doggie or if i'm eating her.

vag is the best smell on earth

Nothing at all wrong with cellulite.

"vadge".

I gotta got with the funky tang.

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I would pick the smelly vadge i guess because it's a lot easier to fix than cellulite.

cellulite is fine. but keep that pussy clean.

As an avid stinky vadge licker even I would draw the line at a fat female with cut smelling like rotting cod.

If smelly "vadges" are a problem then I'd suggest people leaving the skanky meth/crack addicted unwashed street whores who smell like they've just done an 18 hour shift at the rotting fish market alone and up their games to much higher classes of women.

This will all be explained in my upcoming book "How to get women with fur/diamond lined "vadges" which smell of sweet roses"

Otherwise have you ever seen those films where they show a hitman unpacking his gun from a nifty looking briefcase lined with foam cut outs where all the pieces of the gun fit snugly and perfectly? Well you get a similar briefcase but instead of a high powered rifle in pieces you have a great selection of wash cloths, soaps, perfumes, sponges and scented oils so you can get those smelly "Vadges" cleaned just the way you like it whilst maintaining a mysterious air of "What is in that guys briefcase he always carries around"?

The carrying of the briefcase alone will make sure that you're beating off women with a pointed stick as the well known saying goes "Hoes love briefcases"

Good luck and let us know how it goes.