Me getting in trouble often, mostly with fire.

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is it normal to love fire and love to play with it and set things on fire? Once i lit a guys balcony on fire because someone told me. Once i lit a fire under a bridge and the police came and searched for me and my bud (wich were safely hiding in the forest about 50m away ;P). Once i lit a christmas tree on fire (it was a public one). yes IM weird, but is IT?

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  • Firestarter911
    9 years ago

    I am quite obsessed with fire and burning pretty much anything without a heartbeat, this has landed me in the burn ward on MANY occasions so there is an obvious problem BUT as long as you take certain measures to avoid turning into human bacon there is nothing wrong with a fire fascination, far too many people see us pyromaniacs as pure anarchist, I cant speak for everyone but I find nothing wrong with loving a little blaze.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Dude, you sound like a sociopath.

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  • looneytunes911
    14 years ago

    its not normal to set fires like that. me and my friends set a couple christmas trees on fire at the skateboard park one time, it was actually really cool cause they explode with flames. but i wouldnt consider myself a pyro like you lolll

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  • G_love
    15 years ago

    WEll, i have been i love with fire since i can remeber, everybody calls me sparky and they wont let me keep lighters. its not normal but i dnt see anything wrong with it, i got into a lot of trouble with fire too.. yuu remeber all those forest fires that happened on Florida.. well yeah half of that was me. it was so cool to see it on the news and such, but as long as no one gets hurt yur fine, just dnt tell alot of people about yu obsession because then they wont let yu have lighters..

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  • michellemango
    15 years ago

    loving to start fires is a disability. It's where people can't stay away from fire and need to light stuff up.

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  • Deadly_Syn
    15 years ago

    You like fire, that doesn't mean your crazy. (or weird)However, don't grow up to be an arsonist!
    ^-^

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  • MattRooney06
    15 years ago

    personally i think its perfectly normal i st stuff alight all the time allthough i think the only difference between me and you (not havin a go) is that i set fire to stuff thats abbandoned

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  • YumInsanity
    15 years ago

    do you wet the bed and torture small animals aswell? if so, you run the risk of becoming a serial killer according to the MacDonald triad. I myself tick 2 out of the 3 boxes though I won't tell you which...

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  • JanIAm
    16 years ago

    LOL; the first time I read this, I thought you said you lit a guy's BALONEY on fire. Quite a difference between balcony and baloney, especially to the guy.

    This definitely ISN'T normal. And just so you know -- pyromaniacs are VERY unpopular in prison. They rank right down there with pedophiles and guys who rape chickens. If you seriously do have a problem with fire fascination, this is the sort of thing that really needs a professional's attention and evaluation. Nothing ANYONE can say here is really going to help you.

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    • JanlAm
      16 years ago

      Don't listen to what I say. Pyromania is making a comeback. You'll soon hear Def Leppard on the radio again. My herpes sores are leaking yellow fluid, tastes like raw chicken juice.

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      • JanIAm
        16 years ago

        Yeah, well. But will Rick Allen ever find his lost arm? Perhaps it's stuck in that gaping anal canal of yours.

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        • JanlAm
          16 years ago

          Or yours.

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          • JanIAm
            16 years ago

            No, mine is otherwise occupied, thank you. But since yours rivals the width and breadth of the Grand Canyon, I'm assuming that Def Leppard's entire entourage, in addition to their complete fan base, could fit quite nicely into that great divide you call your vagina. This, actually, is why no one has heard from Def Leppard for the last few years: they've been stuck in your massive snatch.

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            • [Old Memory]
              16 years ago

              Exelent. lmao

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    When i was your age i was playing will morders and shit...

    -The Nidame

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  • JanlAm
    16 years ago

    Nothing beats the fire that chlamydia, gonnorhea and herpes along with my giant hemmorrhoidsgive me when I get fucked by a jai-alai player with jalapeno on his big cock.

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    • JanIAm
      16 years ago

      Colorful. GOD, I'd hate to be your gynecologist.

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  • Footfan_90
    16 years ago

    Pyro? So 2002.

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  • WoWaddict
    16 years ago

    id like to se that =) now stfu if you dont have anything helpfull to say!

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    It is called pyromania and you are pyromanic. If you want to be responsible for burning some one to death, carry on. I would sugest you TALK to some one about it and see if there is something they can do to help you.

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