Mcbites....

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McDonalds, you named your new chicken chunks 'McBites'.

I will complain to the manager and claim these McBites McBlow.

Naming something McBites is just asking for trouble, why not just name them Box 'o Garbage? Sounds just as appealing, and is more comfortable to say.

Stupid McDonalds.

is it normal that McBites McBlow? That name McSucks. Oh, wait, were you saving 'McSucks' for your new milkshake? Sorry.

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  • Dot123
    11 years ago | pl

    Who gives a McFuck?

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      hehe

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
      11 years ago

      Lol right

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    You wrote that as if you were writing to McDonald's...

    You do know that McDonald's doesn't have an IIN account, right?

    Are you McTarded? :)

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    • [email protected]
      11 years ago

      They should just go to McDonalds and tell them that in person,as well as over here.

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      McMeany

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        McKnotty.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          McNostril?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    They should sell peoples.

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  • heroderp2196
    11 years ago

    I don't know whether to vote this yes or no... Its not an IIN post.. Just seems like you were complaining.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I McGiggled :p

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  • Dad
    11 years ago

    Oh KFC Popcorn chicken stolen by McDonald's now.
    When is McPizza coming out!
    Soon kids will be saying, hey Mom, what's for Mc?
    Tonight we're having a healthy salad bar, followed by Mcitty Mcitty Mc.
    Mmm, MMmmm sounds good, Mclicious. :p

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      KFC didn't invent popcorn chicken.

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    • FruityGoofyFaggot
      11 years ago

      McDonalds used to sell pizza in the 80's and early 90's, I believe. It sold poorly.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        Indeed it was like a hot pocket.

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  • ChaoticBunny
    9 years ago

    They probably called it McBites because its not really chicken at all. Its crap. All "food" from McDonalds is crap.

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  • Bubbles-for-life
    11 years ago

    I am going to get a Mcburger with some Mcfries and a McCoke

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Little tiny PIECES OF SHIT-for my next meal?Thanks for the notice people,I can't wait..I'm already SHITTING IN MY PANTS just thinking about it.

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  • drumandpickchick
    11 years ago

    McDonald's makes me fee like McShit. I haven't eaten there in a few years, don't subject yourself to it.

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  • Kitten33
    11 years ago

    Am I the only person that actually likes mcbites?

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    • I_love_to_poo_in_my_pants
      10 years ago

      no but its not real chicken

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  • bigtoy
    11 years ago

    Neither the chicken or the beef will ever taste any good as they simply mince up and mix all the flesh on the animal to make the most money out of the carcass. You're probably better off buying Kentucky Fried Chicken (but not the nuggets) as at least you know what part of the animal you are eating. I heard somewhere that they use chicken fat to thicken the milkshakes though I don't know if that's true.

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  • thecoldhardtruth
    11 years ago

    I McLOL'D

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    11 years ago

    Yahhhhh! Let's go to McDonalds! I'll have the McBites! And they better include the fucking bbq sauce! That restaurant always gets my order wrong!

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  • SaiyanPrince
    11 years ago

    Mc here, mc there, mc everywhere

    mcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmc

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  • Shrunk
    11 years ago

    I heard their ''milkshakes'' are actually called 'McShakes' because they contain nothing even close to milk... xD
    Also I agree that they were a rip-off of KFC's "popcorn chicken" which I was told was actually just all the leftover chicken bits and gristle that they couldn't dispose of in their other products... i mean, do you really think they would take choice cuts of chicken and dice them into bits solely for customer's convenience..? heh

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      Their milkshakes aren't called "McShakes", so no. Also, they have the nutritional information on their website, and the first ingredient is milk.

      They're still horribly unhealthy, of course, but you shouldn't believe everything you hear.

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      • Shrunk
        11 years ago

        ahh, ok... but this was many years ago before they were so open to sharing their ingredients (and now they are probably due to such rumors)... also heard that their mcnuggets were mostly unwanted parts like chicken feet and beaks, until they were found out and now switched to white meat(?) of course, don't know how true any of it is but it sounded about right to me...

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        • VioletTrees
          11 years ago

          I imagine that they're made of the cheapest parts of meat they can get away with while still selling them well. It's all about maximising profits, after all. The real problem, though, with fast food like this is that it's high fat, high calorie, high sodium, and often high sugar, while being very low in other nutrients. Rumours about freaky ingredients can be fun, but they overlook the real nutritional problems.

          It creeps me out that McDonald's is now advertising their kids' meals as being "healthy", just because they have apples and milk, now. Eating fruit and dairy with your meals can be good, but it doesn't erase all the fat, sugar, and salt in the rest of the meal.

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          • I_love_to_poo_in_my_pants
            10 years ago

            The "happy meal" is really FATTY MEAL

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            • I_love_to_poo_in_my_pants
              10 years ago

              oh sorry i meant mcShit straight out of the toilet

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    Why the fuck did you order them if you didn't like the sound of it?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I gave it a McChance, OK? If I didn't then I wouldn't have a McRight to complain.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    MuckDonalds

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    The Chicken Selects at the McDonalds I go to taste more like oil and salt then actual chicken. All the chicken products on their menu taste awful.

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    • sassafrassi
      11 years ago

      They pretty much suck. I only get it when everyone else wants it.

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  • Redcoats
    11 years ago

    I have no mchumor and thought is was mcstupid

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      McPartyPooper

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      • Redcoats
        11 years ago

        I mc am (:

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  • sassafrassi
    11 years ago

    I just ate McDonalds. Got me some chikin selects. Why's it called selects McDonald?? Bcuz I get to select 3 or 5 pieces?..or bcuz I getta select which chikin I eat first? Why do you not have root beer? Only Coke products? Barq's is Coke product Mickey D's.

    Stupid McDonalds.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      They're called Selects to differentiate them from the McLips 'n Assholes - those processed, ground, formed, pressed, extruded fried chicken hunks of questionable origins.

      It's a psychological ploy, making you think you're getting a prime product when it's really just barely above edible standards, but is leaps better than the lower-end product. It's like purposely hanging out with an ugly chick to make yourself look prettier. Hey, it works.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        And I think that pretty much covers what I was going to say. Pretty much exactly, although I was going to work the word slurry in there. Hmm... McSlurry. Ha!

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