Mcarthur's cake.

My friend, McArthur, was having a party in the park and he told me to bake a cake for the event. I don't usually take orders like that, but I agreed to do it because he is my friend. So, I made the cake and brought it to the park. As I was unboxing my creation, things started to get very weird. Day turned to night and it was very dark. I noticed that the cake I had worked so hard on was melting! I saw old men playing chinese checkers from afar. I started freaking out because, I knew that I could never make that cake again. I'd never have that recipe ever again. It is gone. It doesn't exist anymore! I heard some thumping disco music come out of nowhere. It was then that I saw this chocolate woman with a big afro. She was singing about me and laughing at me. … Is this normal?

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33% Normal
Based on 21 votes (7 yes)
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Comments ( 20 )
  • Ell1ott

    It's normal if you're on acid.

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  • RoseIsabella

    So you left that cake out in the rain, huh?

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    • I tip my cake to you!

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yummy!

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    • Looks like you've got it!

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      • RoseIsabella

        When I was kid my dad used to sing a parody of MacArthur Park, "Someone left the ape out in rain..."

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    • dirtybirdy

      acid rain, no doubt.

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      • Next up, Acid Jazz!

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    • VirgilManly

      I hate when that happens.

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      • Would you still like to have some?

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  • Aliceee93

    A chocolate woman with a big afro, sounds more appealing than a boring melting cake. Damn.

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    • She was great! She was the life of the party. She sold out that park before it melted in the rain.

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      • Aliceee93

        Hahah craaaazy

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  • justanothersomeone

    All that sweet green icing was flowing down; someone left the cake out in the rain
    :(

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  • EccentricWeird

    What in the flipping crutch!?

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    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H0BD2eWIww

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  • gorillaphant

    Keep dreamin'

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    • It was a multi-million seller. On the American pop charts for three weeks it was!

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  • gummy_jr

    Black woman CAN sing pretty loudly :(

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    • Can you sing like her?

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