Masturbation, feuer frei!

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Hello. My problem is that I don't know whether masurbating is good or not. I masturbate once every day. Yesterday, I was dreaming at night and I was masturbating in my dream and the song "Feuer Frei" by Rammstein played. Maybe there's a metaphorical meaning of my dream? Maybe that's some kind of warning? Because Feuer Frei - can be translated as "Open Fire!", and I have read the meaning of the song and it puts me on the alert. Sorry for my not very good English.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Feuer Frei! Is it normal that when I hear of masturbation and Rammstein in the same post I can't help but think of of Metalocalypse. I imagine Nathan explosion saying, that's a pretty "brutal" fapping.

    Sorry, I didn't answer your question very directly. Sometimes all I can offer is a stream of consciousness...

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    • Crusades_
      9 years ago

      I bet you molest your cat.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Nope, but I do bathe him regularly, and I'm not afraid to wash his little kitty cornhole or his prickly peen. I noticed him licking his weiner a little more than usual a couple weeks ago, and was very worried that he might be developing some kind of infection. I examined his nether cat regions, and yes I did sniff them.

        I switched his cat food to a high protein organic brand, and I clean his box several times a day, everyday. I also give him feline urinary support supplement treats everyday. Urinary problems with male cats are no joke.

        If anyone ever tries to molest or harm my pussycat in any shape or form I will seriously fuck them up.

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        • Crusades_
          9 years ago

          Eww

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            Awe, it wasn't bad his prickly cat peen didn't stink or anything. I must make sure he's healthy and if there's something wrong I take him to the vet.

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            • Crusades_
              9 years ago

              You must be trollin

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        • RainbowDischarge
          9 years ago

          Thats a good furmom.

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          • RoseIsabella
            9 years ago

            Thanks, I love my baby cat! He'll be eight in February, but he's still my baby cat.

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago

    It's good, it helps you be more familiar with your body and the stages of arousal leading to orgasm, which makes it easier for you to actually orgasm during intercourse and you won't have to post on her asking why your future boyfriend/husband can't make you come.

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