Masturbate in my sleep

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Ok.... this is f**ked. But recently my wife informed me that i have been touching myself in my sleep. She says that i pull my pants down and start jerking that sh*t right in the bed beside her while shes sleeping. She said i moan and jizz all over the covers and then i put my c*ck away and go back to bed???????????? is she nuts??? this isnt possible is it? Im not like a horny f**k or anything so whats going on.

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  • 009
    13 years ago

    It's normal, I did it once or twice. The weird part is that I kind of remember, but I wasn't fully conscious, I was sleeping but have some flashes in my memories. But still normal.
    Anyway, thank God you do that sleeping with your wife, I sleep in the same bedroom of my brother and a friend, so if I got caught I would be screwded.

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  • SaintPhoeniix
    12 years ago

    I think she's giving you sleep handjobs and blaming you.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    I fell asleep in science class last week and did the same thing.

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  • TheSolution
    14 years ago

    I actually did that about two weeks ago. dont worry about it.

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  • iinredhead
    14 years ago

    don't worry, that's perfectly normal. I'm nearly graduated from a health and human body progam in university. what you're describing is wet dreams. I know, prolly sounds dumb, but age doesn't really figure into it. About half the time wet dreams involve unconsciously touching yourself while you sleep, so don't worry about it...

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