Many women stare at me, could i get a sugar ma without wrinkled hands?

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Or is it still unlikely? I have the most idiosyncratic taste in faces - many supermodel faces are meh to me but this one "mundane" face type makes me go wow at first sight and can make me fall in love with a 300 pound 50 year old lady. But love that's not painful to leave like with girls my age. I think it'd hurt less to leave a longer relationship with an older lady than with a girl my age. I love cuddling, I'd always take her first money offer without being disappointed (okay if it isn't better than "free food" I'd consider waiting for another lady, and yes I'd pick the higher offer if there's similarly good matches), I'm funny, interesting, introverted, can be submissive and/or dominant depending on what she wants (no whips). I'm not grabby, I wouldn't even want anyone's money if I wasn't poor with little opportunity in life. Also, don't want to brag but women of all ages sometimes stare at me in awe. I have a small penis though (4.5 inches). But I love cunnilingus. I live near the richest zip code in America.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    She's pretty in more natural pictures but in others she does her hair and lipstick too Hollywood actressy so meh.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    They're pretty. There's a lot of variation in any country like you say but if it's a Germanic country there's a good chance I'd at least like a random non-postmenopausal woman from their phonebook (unless they look like a Scandinavian or blond US fitness fan, then it depends. I don't know why, some blond Scandinavians are so beautiful and some aren't my type). Until the back of a woman's hand resembles men I could still be her bf. Otherwise I'd let the youngest lady in the Life Alert commercial be my girlfriend: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5cpFXf1IEg" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5cpFXf1IEg</a> (unless someone else I'm okay with offers a bigger allowance)

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    Why is my comment not showing up? Testing.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    You're right, there's a lot of variation and I have a favorite but it usually doesn't matter much. Mexican Germans, Amish, red hair, black hair, brunette, Jewish, a bit Polish looking, Danish looking, Czech looking, Dutch looking, Swiss German, random Midwesterners.. you're all beautiful. The blond playing someone in Hitler's bunker in that meme? She's adorable. I'm not into some blond Germans like Gisele though.

    Maybe you already know this but going to another state to get around age of consent laws or having her do that is illegal. Maybe even text, phone, email, mail etc to the same state might be illegal cause the info might be routed across state lines. And don't try to make her dirtier than you found her ("grooming"), only seek non-virgins that like sex and don't try to get girls at a high school after you graduate. More seemly if you meet her at a club or something. And if a girlfriend photographs her breasts 1 second before turning 18 and texts you it by accident you can be imprisoned for possessing child porn (even if you immediately throw your phone into lava it without opening it?) America's weird: If you live in some states looking at 16 year old gf breasts is legal but take a Polaroid 1 second before she's 18, burn it before she ever takes her eyes off it without any chance of sleight-of-hand and you'd go on the public sex offender registry for life if the cops find out. Even if you're younger than her I think (even if you *are* her?) It's much less trouble to just date people over 18.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    They're German, the most common ethnicity in America. There are adorable German faces in nearby Manhattan. They're like angels from God. If I dated a good match like that it is over - I'm marrying her guaranteed with no regrets besides "why didn't we meet until 29? Why? Why? Why?". I'm not ready for non-serial monogamy yet. I also like Irish, English, Jewish (Sephardic and Ashkenazi), Scottish, Welsh, Swiss and Austrian women. Some Italian, Polish, Scandinavian, Eastern European, Greek, Turkish, Arab, Persian, Afghan, Pakistani, Indian, Bengali, Sri Lankan and Benelux women too. Not really into French women.

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