Malice you with a shoe horn!
I'm not really sure of all the factors that makes me hate working in retail because there are FAR too many but I can say that I hate working in retail. I'm thankful for my job because I know I could be unemployed but damn I really just want to kick someone in their frontal lobe!
I can honestly say that I spend a good hour and a half total EVERYDAY cleaning up after customers. My job isn't even to clean up after them. Just when I think everything is okay, some twat foot fucker has the audacity to decide that my department is now their personal trashcan and scatter their waste all about the fucking department in seconds. AND GUESS WHO THE MANAGER YELLS AT ABOUT IT??? ME!
If you have the energy to and grab something from a shelf, why the FUCK do you NOT have the energy to take it BACK to where you got it from? DOES ICE CREAM BELONG WITH THE CANNED GOODS? I fucking think not!
"Excuse me sir can you help me find (insert item that this lazy ass did not bother look two seconds for)" open up your motherfucking eyes and use your damn legs you lazy fuck!
"I can get this cheaper at another store!" Well fucking go there I ain't stopping you!
"You used to have it in stock" yeah but we sold out/its discontinued.
"Can you just go check??" Theres none of that currently in this store
"I want to talk to your manager"
"Are you open?" Does a bear shit in the woods?
I'm so sick of these people! I want to malice every last one of them with a shoe horn!
Is it normal I feel like this??