Lunchables ritual???

every single day at 4:00pm my brother lights some candles and puts then in a circle. he wears a robe and goes to the fridge and takes a lunchable out and sits in the circle. no lights or tv on. he prays then puts on some slow music while eating his lunchable. he's so obsessed that he has a mini fridge in his room packed with bologna lunchables. inn???!?

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Comments ( 27 )
  • harrypotters

    Tottaly normal i tend to do the same thing. But naked while covering my body in honey and chanting for rain.

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  • gako

    Dhaaaaa fuckkkkkk????

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  • alanieundead

    That is freaking hilarious.
    it's not normal..You should ask him why he does it.

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  • JustaRandomDude

    Candles? A ritual? LUNCHABLES? I think I know what the problem here is. Chant these words to him and I'm sure you'll be fine: Exorcismus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, creator, et divina redemptae sanguine Agni.

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  • thatonebitch760

    Is his name David, by any chance?

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  • its totally normal hes worshiping the god of bologna and cheese they are much like the greek gods but symbolize food in little packages i worship the god of tequila and vodka ....who do you worship??

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  • phoenix_paradox

    Lol nice one!

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  • Evilllamas

    the cult of cheese!

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  • Andramelach

    If he is some sort of bologna cult then he's perfectly fine. Other than that he may have some sort compulsive disorder or be a member of an odd religioius group.

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  • EfulgentAnomaly

    Real or Fake, I don't care. I swear I died

    Just now

    of laughter and came back.

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  • Treynine

    Hide the lunchables and see what he does

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  • chicken471bologna

    that is just plain stupid

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  • YeeP

    Harrypotters what do you do when you want it to snow?

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  • broshkin

    thats freakin awesome!

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  • bluen

    That makes me think of a movie. I wanna say the proposal? Where the grandma is in the forest with Sandra bulloc and they are dancing to get low by lil john. XD

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  • roggerrogger6

    Haha no I sit on a drum and start jumping while sitting (!) and I use whatever the devils weird fork is instead of a fork, I use butchers knife and I eat my contestant soup with a glass!

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  • alv1592

    lol no way! that's hilarious!
    it's so random..whether or not this is real i still lol'ed.

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  • crazykittens

    I voted yes just BECAUSE! Please make more of these questions..bahha..

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  • jrphotographer

    HAHAAHAHA

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  • hehehehehehehe
    maybes its a new cult thingy??

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  • Harrypotters....win ! ^^
    ahahah thanks for making my night

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  • BUGABOO-666-

    That's so random and funny.

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  • Pepper01

    if this is at all serious he needs some kinda help. if just a joke, freaking hillarious

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  • winokitty

    Niiice

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  • Shrunk

    LOL awesome

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  • nashdelag

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^hahahahahaha thank you for a good laugh!

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  • expiredingoreville

    are you trolling?

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