Lumpy ass..

Is it normal when I feel my butt I feel dozens of big lumps inside? Now that I look at my butt, my ass is just lumpy and bumpy in general. WTF has anyone ever experienced this?

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Based on 176 votes (63 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • How many chins do you have?

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  • chewy

    you have an ugly ass

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  • randomjelly

    ^ boom....it's hail damage or cottage cheese carriage. Time to start working out!

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  • georgienne

    This is cellulite. It's virtually impossible to get rid of, but exercise can lessen it as can some medications, and deep tissue massage. Talk to a doctor.

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  • Thatguy777

    You feel inside your ass for lumps? That's not only not normal, but it's also fucked up!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Go to a doctor.

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  • LovelyMay

    I had the same exact thing as you not too long ago, but I never found out what they were. I just decided to keep myself hydrated, go potty often, and not touch them too much. I think my plan worked, because they're not there anymore. It could also be irritated.

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  • it's called celulite. Pretty much everyone who isn't anorexic has it. No worries!!

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  • tinkabelle

    Pimples.....

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  • Elephant Man disease. That's what you get for sitting bare assed on public toilet seats.

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  • Bigeyesbigheart

    They might be something called lymphnodes. I have a problem with them because I had lymphoma. They are usually found in your neck, under your arms, or between your pelvic plates but they can move anywhere in the body. If they do move around, they could be cancerous, you should talk to your doctor.

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  • MrsEdGein

    LOL this is too much

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  • emilydoll

    Deep tissue massage

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  • TimeTrial

    gross

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  • missalice

    its cellulite.

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  • randomjelly

    ^ hopefully not more than a Chinese phone book.

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  • 8Serene8

    Uhm.... Are the limps hard? Can't say I know what you mean cuz my rear is in no way lumpy,,, maybe get it checked out by a doc?

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