Loverless love

i dont have a girlfriend yet,but my dink hurts,i do have sex just with things like a cantaloupe,a grapefruit,even mud once.i know these things cant give me v.d.,but it hurts.

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Based on 9 votes (2 yes)
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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    STOP WASTING FOOD!

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  • deepthought33

    What is wrong with your hand and some lotion? Maybe you scratched it up in the mud. Hopefully you didn't pick up some sort of parasite.

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  • merkel204

    eewww,you cant eat that stuff now!

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  • stealinsugars

    If you yank it too much, it's gonna hurt...

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