List of lubricants i've used to masturbate. is it normal?

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Here's a list of things I've used as lubricant for masturbation.
Magarine
Hand sanitizer
Shampoo
Body lotion
Hair conditioner (my mothers)
Morning fresh (dish washing gel)
Soap
Petroleum jelly
My spit
Skin care products (my mothers)
Meshed banana

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Astroglide turns your hand into a vagina. It's wonderful.

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    • sexysonofsam
      9 years ago

      what is Astroglide? we do not get it here in SA? what is it used for?

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      • green_boogers
        9 years ago

        It's vaginal lube available at your Chemist's shop. Probably by a different name down under.

        http://www.astroglide.com/

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    • Gideon1997
      9 years ago

      Are you speaking from experience?

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      • green_boogers
        9 years ago

        Yep. I'm a tosser. Never mastered the art of attracting females. A glance at me turns any girl into a cold potato.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      Thanks for the info Bro, ordering some now.

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      • green_boogers
        9 years ago

        Available at your local drug store in the family planning section.

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  • Ilovewinter12
    9 years ago

    Hand sanitizer? Umm, wouldn't that burn?

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    • Asstastics
      9 years ago

      Only if you get it on your ball sack.

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    • Gideon1997
      9 years ago

      Not really

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  • Outsider21
    9 years ago

    hand sanitizer! that will burn badly

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    Have you tried using an anti-inflammatory lotion? something like "deep heat"?

    something that works just as well if not better than a pussy is "technical oil" it can be bought by any Chemist / Pharmacy and is thicker than Johnson's Baby oil, thus making for a better Lube!

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    Meshed Bananas sound messy.

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    • Gideon1997
      9 years ago

      Yes but it helps get the job done

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