Let's tell a story!

It was at that time that his 16 tropical bird friends of various sizes came to his aid.

*Odelay, just passin through*

because the humans were picking all the fruit off the trees before he could get any to eat.

Everyone died.

He started to hallucinate. He picked up his musket and shot at his neighbors station wagon. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of it with a telephone pole.

So he decided to host a penguin documentary called 'surf's up' to make ends meet, but this only contributed further to his neurotic behavior.

then the bird descoverd weat wachers and got shot in the foot by a polar bear

Which was a bit of a problem because they were all, without exception, diabetic.

so they cried about their struggle but realized they were shedding tears infused with sugar .

That flapped and flopped when they tried to move somewhere.

Eating the humans made them start to morph into evil half bird half human creatures.

And they were devil birds who feasted on the flesh of the inferior humans.

And then the Red God brought them back.