Let's rename "pussy"

I personally thing the word "pussy" is so old, let's change it! I've made up a few terms to replace the word or you can suggest your own.

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Comments ( 41 )
  • TimmyTheTurtle

    i prefer callin it the cock pit.

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    • DrEvil

      *Pets the turtle*

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    • zlofton

      genious! that is what im going to call it now.

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    • Darkoil

      Used to go to quite a famous bar called the cock pit, I'll never remember it the same again.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Do you want to do this because you think renaming it will make it easier for you to get some?

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  • LifeTheRide

    Male Box.

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    • Meme1996

      I get it I love it but I say putty

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  • LizardSkin

    Meat Sleeve?

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  • shuggy-chan

    clam sammich

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  • CountessDouche

    Cock socket, cum dumpster, hot pocket, the cave of truth, slitty, axe wound, happy clam, down there, the best hugger of all time, truth, enlightenment, the biznatch, the fucking boss.

    The promised land.

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    • Crusades_

      Yours should be called "free ride"

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      • CountessDouche

        Hahaha.

        Or "the aus-hole"

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        • charli.m

          Don't mind him, he's just fantasising about what he never could get :)

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    goo goo muck?
    swamp thing?
    fissure of rolando?

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  • disthing

    Jay.

    "Show me your jay baby"

    "I'll show you my jay if you show me your cock"

    "Uh, your jay's so tight..."

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    • Meme1996

      I love this lol

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      thanks a lot.

      yall just ruint ever gittin laid while leno were on or enjoyin watchin the bluejays at myall feeder

      fuckin ruint I tells ya

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      • disthing

        Ok ok, I see what you mean.

        How about we call it... Ellen Degeneres?

        "Uh... yeah... your Ellen's so wet."

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          bettern callin it hillary

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  • golden_showers

    hot juicy hole? works for me lol

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  • zlofton

    i call it the sperm bank.

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  • Nokiot9

    Awwwww... I love that word lol

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  • slings_and_arrows

    I agree we need to rename it, but the ones listed are even worse. We need an equivalent of penis.

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  • ginsters101

    cunt

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  • Aliceee93

    The all round famous, Kitty Kat.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Or the Meow Meow.

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  • linchpin

    The Pole Hole

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  • Riddler

    Cavern of Solitude LMBO.

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  • Couman

    The thing I like about "pussy" is it describes the whole female genital area. Most of these alternatives are too specific and only apply to the actual orifice.

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  • darkside45dexter

    Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.
    I love the poontang!!!!

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  • shorty295

    Tbh, my bf and I call it the peach

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  • Dot123

    Cuntflaps. Pissflaps.

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  • Crusades_

    How about cum dumpster?

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Clunge.

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  • thegypsysailor

    How about paradise?

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    • disthing

      That's overselling it.

      Imagine the disappointment for virgins everywhere!

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    Vertical pastrami sandwich?

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Vertical seafood taco?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=m-Q2djOnNSE

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      • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

        Cute. But I'd rather associate my women with some delicious, not smelly.

        On a side note, do woman's VPSs (vert pastrami sandwich) really smell fishy? I've only ever been with people that maintained themselves. Sounds disgusting . . .

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  • sancheze035911

    A "falalalalala" --from Louis CK ;-)

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  • RoseIsabella

    Cooch.

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