Let's get (not) laid

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My buddies at work now know that I am 21, single guy and I am still a virgin. Yup. Not really too down about that though. Anyways they want to take me out the day after the workweek is over. Plans is go to a club, dance, do club stuff, drink, ....And get me laid!!!

...Should I be celebrating? Ill chill at a club, WONT dance, I like to drink and stuff. But now we gotta go and find some random drugged up girl and somehow get her to want the D. That kind of makes me want to not even go to the club. I'm not gay or anything its just that, I'd much and most likely will have it with someone I known for a good while to say, this is working out.

I'll probably end up going to the club drink and say I'm feeling weird and sit down. I don't want to get laid, but if I see that girl, maybe I'll get a number. Also I should mention that I haven't dated, (other than that half day blind date), in over 5 years. This is going to be fun.

Am I normal for thinking this way?

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    You do you, baby! To be completely honest I think your friends sounding a bunch of douchebags... no offense.

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  • Ellenna
    5 years ago

    You don't have to do anything you don't want to do and if your so-called friends are pressuring you into sex they're not your friends and they're immature idiots

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  • nikkiclaire
    5 years ago

    You aren't ready. Tell your friends to fuck off.

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    • Checkmate_King
      5 years ago

      Agreed. Friends like that are counterproductive. Blow them off and go out on your own. They're anchors dragging you down. Take some flying lessons, golf lessons, tennis lessons. You 'll be quality women there.

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    a real friend would share their woman with you , remind them of that fact. should end this nonsense.

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  • noid
    5 years ago

    You should wait for someone you will love.

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  • Shackleford96
    5 years ago

    You sound pretty reasonable. I totally get where you're coming from too, because I've never really been interested in going out like that. The 'club' atmosphere just isn't very appealing to me. Anyway, you can humor them if you want to. You don't actually HAVE to sleep with anybody. Your friends don't sound too difficult to fool to be honest... Outright denying them might get you ostracized though. Just my experience.

    Who knows, maybe you COULD actually meet somebody. Just omit the idea of sleeping together, and go with the intention of making a genuine new friend. That's probably what I'd do. Don't expect too much and just play it cool. You've got this.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    5 years ago

    Your friends sound like a bunch of yokels. They're probably jealous that you had the sense to wait and make the first time special, and they want to ruin that for you and turn you into one of them.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    The best thing I can tell you now is good luck and have fun with that. So stop thinking about normality and get to fuck some intoxicated whores, because they really want it, too.

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