Lesbian car saleswoman

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My two lesbian friends won't me to join their sexual intercourse. They say it's because they have never Been with a guy and they also like tall people.

do it 15
tell them no thanks 8
ask if i can bring friends 2
drop it and never mention it again 7
hide in my really big toybox that i found on cregslist 9
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  • ogrelord
    7 years ago

    they aren't lesbians if they want to have sex with you. bisexual

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    • fluffy1uv
      7 years ago

      People can identify however they please bro

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      • ogrelord
        7 years ago

        can i identify as a straight man if i suck dick and love putting my dick in a mans ass?

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        • iwannajerk4you
          7 years ago

          Sure why not
          At least going by what fluffy1uv says

          I'll bet you could identify yourself a alien if you like
          Most would think of illegal instead of outer space

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          • ogrelord
            7 years ago

            i identifiy as a cassowary and it is my right to disembowel people who enroach on my nesting grounds

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    • questworthy
      7 years ago

      Ah true true.

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  • nothing647
    7 years ago

    Be kind, and give them a bone.

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  • pdockal
    7 years ago

    im jealous !

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  • iwannajerk4you
    7 years ago

    Sounds like a good time when you have a 6 hole no wait waiting to happen

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  • kristys_mail
    7 years ago

    Are you single? And don't care about having a relationship? Don't care if you'll catch feelings for one of these lesbians and then have to carry the heartbreak. I mean sure, you're a guy but come on now.

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  • jethro
    7 years ago

    They just want you to buy a car. That's all.

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    • questworthy
      7 years ago

      I have ben swindled?

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  • Crow
    7 years ago

    Where can I check out the car, though?

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  • hgjukbjk
    7 years ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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