Laptop love

50% Normal
3 Comments

Ok, well, i have had some experiences with my lap top. It's weird but thats why I'm here. Right? Well, anyways one day I was just twittering and I felt this urge to do something and the next thing I knew, I was humping my laptop! I had my pants down and my you know what all over the computer! I closed the laptop on my you know what and I felt a relief of joy and happiness, but then I opened it and there was a big mess of miracle whip. But then my mom came in after I was done and asked to use it! What do I do? This is weird!!!

Voting Results
50% Normal
Based on 12 votes (6 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 3 )
  • Gasmasker
    11 years ago

    I had a dream like that once...
    Kinda weird because my laptop's name is Shane and I sometimes talk to "him" when I'm lonely.

    Well, the best way to show your appreciation of the internet is to hump its vessel...a computer. So, I can kind of see logic in this. A little.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    lol , laptop fetish , thats new o_o

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • hotchickie81
    14 years ago

    Whatever floats your boat :)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0