Ladies: what's the easiest?

Ladies, what's the easiest way to get your attention? I'm shy and I don't really know how to approach a lady, especially since I've been heartbroken so many times. I'm a little skiddish. I'm old school as well. I open doors, always pay for dates, buy flowers, buy chocolate when she's on her monthly, etc. But that doesn't seem to work, just gets me friendzoned. Or if I do get a relationship, I get told I'm too sweet. I've either been dumped or cheated on, or left for an ex. I just don't get it.

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  • Sounds like you've been dating the wrong girls, buddy. Just be yourself. Be nice, be polite, don't try too hard to look cool because that just makes everything so embarassing. Wait till you feel a connection and a girl likes you back, and THENNN buy the chocolates and the flowers and stuff. Don't let a girl feel like she can use you, wait till you and her are exclusive before spoiling her rotten. Goodluck!

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  • Incomplet

    "Easiest" is a bit difficult to work with. What's easy for one bloke might not be easy for another. So, I'm just going to leave a list of things that get my attention:

    1) If you have artistic talent and you aren't shy about showing it. Don't be immodest, though.
    2) If you dress well and/or look good.
    3) If you approach me with a joke or a witty comment.
    4) If you offer to compete or co-operate with me in a video game.
    5) If you're offering condensed notes for embedded systems design or anything that's relevant to what I'm studying.
    6) If you're a funny, nice person to be around.
    7) If you're swarmed by other girls.

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  • AmosTheCracker

    Get a girlfriend. Whether you like her or not doesn't matter. She will attract all other women in a 50mile radius to you. Be an asshole to all of them, and call them bitches. But in a nice way. Bitches love that.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I love the old school, never change. I think, sadly, that manners are foreign to most people. A lot of women seem to go for the bad type of man. You know, the one that doesn't treat them right, but they love their attitude and think about trying to change him later on. This could be way they only see you as a friend. There are still some women out there that want the old school. If I wasn't in love with someone else, I wouldn't mind dating you. You sound wonderful!

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    • Haha, thanks. Made me blush a little. :3

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  • hmmmm987

    Try using her first name at the beginning of a sentence sometimes....

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  • if you whistle as you look me up and down

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  • Want real advice? Ask an asshole/bad boy that gets girls.

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