Ladies, what is your favorite way to be asked out?

I suppose the guys may answer too if they want.

I just want to know what was your favorite way to be asked out by a person? I would like to hear your stories please :)

Bitch get in!	2
Dang look at that booty! Lemme get that number?	1
Hey, I've been stalking you on Facebook for some time now...	0
Hey, nice tits. Wanna go out sometime?	1
Want to hang out sometime?	9
Pshhh, pay you money? Bitch you need to be paying ME money!	1
Wanna fuck?	7
Hey, I've been stalking you in real life for some time now...	3
Wanna go for a ride in my [insert fancy sportscar name]?	1
Hello beautiful. What's your name?	6
May I take you out to eat sometime?	8
Would you maybe like to go grab a coffee sometime?	11
Hey, do you have a boyfriend? Would you like to have one?	1
Wanna go see a movie sometime?	6
I think you're attractive, will you go out with me?	8
Here's a box of chocolates, be mine?	2
Do you like videogames?	2

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Jweezee

11 years ago | pl

Are you retarded? Because you sure are special.

Or possibly my favorite:
nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

I can't remember the last one I used. I Think it was : Hey, I don't see a beer in my hand!! Stole Nora's heart ❤ hahaha

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- NoraBaker
  
  11 years ago
  
  Awww, honey, with the exception of cousin Billy, you may be the most special man I've ever met!! ♥ :P
  
  Uum... I think I said "and I don' see a ring on ma finger, Jonathan Kyle" and drunk the damn beer myself. So... Yes! Worked like a charm! Haha ;*
  
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  11 years ago
  
  Those are some good ones XD
  
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  - 1000yrVampireKing
    
    11 years ago
    
    Some of these are actually pretty funny.
    
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charli.m

11 years ago

"G'day! Bit of poety for ya, darl.

*ahem*

Your hair - your hair is a wispy tuna net that has snared my dolphin heart...
Ah your eyes shine brighter than a lighthouse...
Your skin - your skin is a soft sandy beach with terry towelling beach towels luxuriating as your eyebrows...
Your breath is like the restless ocean - filled with rubbish, bits of tin cans, rotting fish heads...
Your ears are like sea shells, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the ocean in them..."

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NoraBaker

11 years ago

Do you wanna blow it before I put it in like a Nintendo cartridge? Eh? :D

Depending on age of prey, all you'll get is .......... *crickets* ............

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Haha, that one was funny and I was thinking not everyone would get that XD
  
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  - NoraBaker
    
    11 years ago
    
    Yeah, it's either telling of geekdom or age. Which is kind of a nice screening of sorts on both ends. Haha
    
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- Elliemental
  
  10 years ago
  
  Awesome!
  
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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

Haha bitch get in!!! Now!!!!!

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charli.m

11 years ago

New one from a friend recently:

"Pucker up, fish face!"

*swoons*

:D

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- NoraBaker
  
  11 years ago
  
  (´ε｀*)
  
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  - charli.m
    
    11 years ago
    
    That is the third time you've made me laugh out loud today. Thank you, I really fucking needed it right now.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hehe, I like that one :)
  
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  - NoraBaker
    
    11 years ago
    
    Me too! :) OP, you've got both me and charli following your poll, which is a "collection" type of post. Do you know what that means?!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Lol, i've been getting notifications out the ass on this one. It's okay though, i like the attention :)
      
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      - NoraBaker
        
        11 years ago
        
        Well, that's good then. :) We have been keeping one going for over 7 months already. She's been knighted and given title of Honorary OP and all. Oh, we're so lame :/ Haha.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        Lol, nah, it's all good and fun :)
        
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    - charli.m
      
      11 years ago
      
      It means super-crazy-Nora-and-charli-silly-spam-time fun! Wheeeeeee!!!!
      
      ...I'll sit down now. Sorry.
      
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      - NoraBaker
        
        11 years ago
        
        Hahah I seriously snorted at that. Yeah, sit down, now, charli. Be good! Fuck. You're gonna get us kicked out of this poll.
        
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        charli.m
        
        11 years ago
        
        *sits in corner whimpering* You hate me you hate me...everybody hates me...
        
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NoraBaker

11 years ago

Oh, I forgot to mention the classiest one I've heard. "Girl, do you want a mustache ride?" Haha. Eww.

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bananaface

11 years ago

Hahaha, some of your options are so funny! I love bad chat up lines! Like: "Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!" Hehe, imagine being called Gillette! How funny.:D

Haha, this post is so funny. "Bitch get in!". Deary me, I can't stop laughing. I wonder if anyone's ever actually used that as a chat up line.:O

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I am glad to have entertained you :)
  
  Now, answer the question! >:|
  
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

your parents must be retarded cause youre special

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NotStrangeBird

11 years ago

Let's play army...

I'll get under cover and you can blow the hell out of me.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Haha! XD
  
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KeddersPrincess

11 years ago

Just ask. Either way I'm either going to say no or yes.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Want to go out sometime?
  
  :P
  
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  - KeddersPrincess
    
    11 years ago
    
    No
    
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      11 years ago
      
      Okay. But I knew you would say that though.
      
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kit291

11 years ago

What about:
Hey i know i could rock your world.

If your left leg is 'Thanks Giving' and your right leg is 'Christmas' can i come in between the holidays.

Bitch please i now own your ass so come with me.

If you were a car door I'd slam you all night long.

But now i think about it my bf never asked me out we just sorta knew we liked each other and got together. I'd like to be asked put for a nice meal at KFC lol I'm fussy with food so that would work.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I like the car door one :)
  
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  - kit291
    
    11 years ago
    
    thanks that's one of my favorite ones too = ]
    
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Pika-girl

10 years ago

Any is fine... If it isn't: Hey,____! Come on and let's go out! *drags you away*

I would love to play video games, though!

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Bad_girl19

11 years ago

Another (funny) one is:
Boy: "do you want to come with me for a fuck?"
Girl: "no I do not"
Boy: "so I suppose a blow job is out of the question then?"

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Bad_girl19

11 years ago

I've had this used on me a few times and it has never failed: "If I buy a bottle of Champagne for us to share, would you spend some time with me? I would love to get to know you"
OK, there is an upfront investment, but it works (assuming the girl drinks alcohol!!).

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Holy crap, it seems like a person would have to be incredibly smooth and good looking to pull that one off!
  
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GoraIntoDesiGals

11 years ago

Does wanna fuck really work on 4 IIN girls? Or was the poll rigged by trolls...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  My guess is either a.) they thought it was shockingly funny, or b.) they liked the blunt straightforwardness of it.
  
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SexySingleeKikiey!

11 years ago

I would go for Nice tits or nice ass over a fb convo! An then ask them out My tits 34E massive!xx :**

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wigsplitz

11 years ago

Oh man, I don't usually like to be asked out because 99% of the time it's by someone I have no interest in. Well, wait, I DO like to be asked out, only by guys who I WANT to ask me out, but that's the exception rather than the rule.

If it IS a guy I'm interested in I like the blunt approach. I look at guys sexually only to be honest. I know at first glance if I want to sleep with him. I don't think about anything else because I usually have no intention for a relationship at first anyway.

The last guy I approached, I said, 'I'm going to cut to the chase, do you want to fuck?'...he agreed, we walked to his house, and we did, a few times in total over a few weeks. It went nowhere, which was good. After that, a guy approached me and sorta asked me the same thing, but I liked his friend so I agreed to hang out just to get with his buddy. I turned that boy's world upside down....

But alas, I'm married....I wish I could have some fun but that's not in the cards anymore. Well some of this type of shit happened while I was married but I can't afford to put the strain on the relationship again.

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Mando

11 years ago

Right. If your opening line begins with "Wanna ... " the rest should be about playing in the sandbox.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  So, are you pointing out my purposely misspelled grammar then?
  
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  - Mando
    
    11 years ago
    
    Yes, it was obvious you selected "wanna" on purpose - my comment is directed to those who actually talk that way. Witty poll.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Oh, well okay then.
      
      Thanks :)
      
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      - Mando
        
        11 years ago
        
        Just keeping it real - great poll BTW.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        I get a good one every once in a while. ;)
        
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dude_Jones

11 years ago

It's amazing how a few girls can get the conversation whipped up. I love a good party.

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oliveyou

11 years ago

It really makes me blush when men call me beautiful and then ask me out but it makes me wonder how many other girls they have used the same line on. So just asking me to hang out is most likely to work.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

do you want to go see skyfall tonight?
yes sounds good

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  Simple. I like it.
  
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Ladies, what is your favorite way to be asked out?