Ladies, if a guy asked you this, how would you react?

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Picture the scene: you're on a date with a really hot guy, and he's pressing all the right buttons and passing all your tests with flying colours.

You've both been flirting all night, letting your hair down, drinking one too many drinks and partying like it's a Mardi Gras parade, and at the end of the night you take him home with you.

You invite him in, but as soon as you're both inside the house and the front door is closed, your human need to empty your bladder kicks into gear.

You politely tell him, "excuse me a moment but I really need to pee". His eyes immediately light up and with a naughty smile he says "do you mind if I watch? I'm secretly into that"

What's your reaction?

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Orphan

1 year ago

I'd say I've never did that type of activity but ok. I'd find him gutsy on a first date, that's a turn on

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idolomantis

2 years ago

Haha no. I mean, knowing me, I just MAY have been awkward enough to make someone think saying that kinda thing is ok, but that doesn’t mean it is. I’m not into that kinda thing thank you, I value my privacy.😒

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SkullsNRoses

2 years ago

I’m not your target audience but I strongly recommend not bringing up your urophilia on the first date. Although it’s not the most obscure paraphilia it’s still not most people’s cup of tea. Wait until you have built up trust first and be prepared for her not to want to engage or even to find the idea of it disgusting.

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- MonteMetcalfe
  
  2 years ago | pl
  
  Tea? I think you meant "cup of pee.".
  
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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  2 years ago
  
  If they hid that potentially deal breaking info and waited until I liked them to say something, I'd just think they're dishonest and I'd be less likely to trust them.
  
  I'm always upfront with my strap on fetish, so if they can't be honest with me, I don't see the point in dating them. XD
  
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  - SkullsNRoses
    
    2 years ago
    
    I suppose it depends if the erotic urination is important to him or something he can take or leave.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  I edited my post so it didn't say first date anymore.
  
  It just says date now.
  
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jethro

2 years ago

If he words it like that, then boot him out the door. There are many ways to get the point across and still be dashing and pushing the right buttons.

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- a-curious-bunny
  
  2 years ago
  
  Exactly! Thats such a weird way to sat it. Makes me skin crawl damn near
  
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ellnell

2 years ago

Bye

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litelander8

2 years ago

If I was planning on fucking him and he said it would get him off, sure. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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a-curious-bunny

2 years ago

If someone said im secretly into that I'd loose interest own your shit.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  Not gonna lie, I'd always excercise caution when asking this because you never know how the person you're telling will react until you've said it, and once you've said it, you can't unsay it.
  
  It's a seriously difficult fetish to admit to having.
  
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  - a-curious-bunny
    
    2 years ago
    
    Not really. Just don't be a fucking weirdo about it. If you say I secretly have blah blah blah to a stranger of all things its just fuvking weird own your shit. But if you say oh can I watch? Sounds you know normal. Don't make your interests weird dude. Pees not even a bad one. Own yo shit
    
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Curiouskitten444

2 years ago

First reaction: laugh
Second: id say id be willing to try experimenting at a later time just not tonight.

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John671671

2 years ago

I wouldn’t ask that soon even if I was into that. It might ruin a sure thing.

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greekfish

2 years ago

I would say maybe another time

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unpoopularonion

2 years ago

On date 1? Cringe. Nothing wrong with watching someone pee but getting that excited over it tells me he has the emotional intelligence of a 6 year old. Pretty soon he’ll be introducing you to his diaper fursona and lego collection. Instant turn off.

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MonteMetcalfe

2 years ago

Always wait until date #2 to bring up dropping a deuce.

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[Old Memory]

2 years ago

Er, i'd just tell him/her I didn't feel comfortable with it at that moment.

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allialli

2 years ago

i’d say no, let me pee in your mouth instead

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  2 years ago
  
  I'd compromise with you. I'd let you give me a golden shower but below the neck only.
  
  Swallowing it isn't my thing. Happy to clean you off afterwards though!
  
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  - a-curious-bunny
    
    2 years ago
    
    And just like that 7d loose all sexual interest in ya. Below the neck only? All the mess none of the fun.
    
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[Old Memory]

2 years ago

Is it not enough she agreed to a ONS?

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1234tellmethatyoulovememore

2 years ago

"I'm not, but that's fine you're into it."

Of course, it depends if you're into it or not. I am personally NOT, there's only one bodily fluid I'm okay having on me by the end of sex lol

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