Ladies do you read while pooping?

20 Comments

Ladies while pooping do you read? books magazine news paper? explain in the comments below.

yes love reading 14
yes to pass the time 20
no embarrassed 4
no quick pooper 33
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 20 )
  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    Ew. No. I poop while reading.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    4
    4
      -
    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Do you make noises?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Of course. I guess you could say I've thrown a shit fit before. I get so discouraged at my inability to comprehend books with no pictures and I start grunting and straining my eyes. Reading is a pain in the ass.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          I can't fap to this!

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
            -
          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago

            Then check out my boobies... http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=video&cd=19&ved=0CFAQtwIwCDgK&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1w1-P1RD_Z4&rct=j&q=mating%20booby%20birds&ei=TLoYUvGYJZO09gTx04HIAg&usg=AFQjCNHXoscxuc6GepO_2yopSxoHSN6b4A

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
              -
            • [Old Memory]
              10 years ago

              I still can't fap to this!

              Comment Hidden ( show )
              1
              1
  • EdgeFencer
    10 years ago

    For me pooping requires my full on concentration or else all that's flushed down the toilet is gas :P

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    3
    3
  • flowergirl87
    10 years ago

    I've never understood this past time. I'm done too quickly to read much more than half a page. Also, this is as good a time as any to bring this up... I swear women are generally faster pooers (?!) than men. Anyone else think that?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    3
    3
      -
    • AmorMan401
      9 years ago

      I married my wife is quick and poop ..I have sometimes asked her to poop on me and watched me long .... aahhh I do? hmmm but two days later she came to me and smiling well I'm ready to poop ....! opens exciting eye curious how ... and equipped to do it ... it's hot and smells bad brown soft woman watch me smile .... lucky me!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
    • plum6
      10 years ago

      hahaha funny :) I do agree, for me it's in-and-out as fast as possible. I personally don't see it as a leisure activity but as a burden that should be disposed of as quickly as humanly possible :p

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • heggler
    10 years ago

    I read the back of shampoo bottles when I go. It makes the experience much more enriching and easy. IIN?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Lol 4 quick poopers already. I've noticed how women mostly poop super fast. I need my 20 minutes and don't read newspaper but browse IIN. xD

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • Timbo227
    10 years ago

    Ladies don't poop. They are too lady-like for that.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • Shrunk
    10 years ago

    Yeah I always bring my iPhone lol... Reading or playing a game on it

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • NormalIsOverratedBeANinja
    10 years ago

    The secret to women's fast pooping is that we don't waste our time reading.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • MissesAnonymous23
    10 years ago

    I'm reading this now so... Yes.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • ThousandPoundsOfGanja
    10 years ago

    I play on my phone. There should be an option for that and also, I'm a dude, why is there no option for "I'm a guy and want to see results even though I don't really care about the results."?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • myownopinions
    10 years ago

    How about just no? Believe me I have tried, but I can't seem focus on the words.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • GoraIntoDesiGals
      10 years ago

      And I thought women excelled at multitasking LOL

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • kelili
    10 years ago

    I smoke while pooping.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0