Ladies: do you lie to bf about great his dick is

Just curious - the woman I'm dating always says my dick is the most nicely shaped and perfect size she's ever seen. Is that just a common ego-stroke?

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  • blacklady

    the only time i hear its big is when she wants something the only time i hear its small is when shes mad at me so i guess im average

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  • Kind of like the "Ofcourse you don't look fat in that dress" situation. Lol.

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    • Holzman_67

      Did you hear the one about the two Iraqi women in the dress shop? One turns to the other and asks;
      "Does my bomb look big in this?"

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  • It's 7. The most frequent comments are what a perfect shape it is... and looks so perfect. So based on the comments, I'll assume there's some truth to it, but she is probably taking it a little further to stroke my ego. Thanks for the feedback.

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  • Klown

    The best way to find out whether she's lying or not is to go to the public urinals and "Eye measure" yourself to other guys standing on either side of you.

    Just don't get caught unless you enjoy drinking hospital food through a straw.

    Or if you've committed a felony recently the prison showers are always a great and handy place to compare yourself to other soap sud covered nude males.

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  • dasugaknows

    First you have to measure it. I believe 5-6 inches is normal, below that is small and above that is high.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Nope.

    I don't have to lie. :D

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  • Spankz

    I will always be straight up with guys. I would never lead them to believe that their dick is as tall as the Eiffel Tower (or however Nicki Minaj phrased it), or that it was the most appealing thing in the world. I don't believe that's what matters. As long as they can actually USE it, then size, shape, etc. mean fuck all to me. I have to admit though that my boyfriend's penis is legitimately my most favourite penis ever. Does it have something to do with the fact that I am batshit in love with him? Maybe. All I know is I love every inch of it (literally) and I am not afraid to tell him because I KNOW that I mean it. Hopefully your chick is the same way, otherwise it is likely just an ego boost. If it's an ego boost she's fishing for a compliment back, most likely about her tits or her ass.

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  • deepthought33

    I suspect the only reason it comes up is because they're fishing for the ego boost/validation and the only response they want is pretty obvious. Regardless of its size I don't like pandering though so they're probably only going to hear what they want to hear if we're in the middle of dirty-talking where the truth is often forbidden.

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  • blankmind

    Dude how could you not k ow if your big or not? Im definitely big 8 1/2 length and 6 in girth..measure you shit if it less then 6 inc you small bro above ur good..if ur are 6 ur average...dont let them play wit your ego man..

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    • CreamPuffs

      There is no goddamn way your cock is six inches thick dude...

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  • CloverFish

    I personally don't lie. Size isn't really what's important anyway; it's how you use it.

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  • MeowMeowMeowMeowMeow

    NO. Never have I given a man a compliment on ANY part of his body that I didn't sincerely like. If it was disgusting, I would say nothing at all.. or MENTION it in some other less-than-humiliating way if it bothered me so much.

    Usually wouldn't even waste my time with him if he didn't meet my standards..

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  • iEatZombies_

    I don't have to lie, because he actually is big. I've never... complimented... it's shape.... that seems awkward. It looks normal and it does what it's supposed to.
    As for smaller guys of the past, I just avoided the subject altogether. It's not like they asked.

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  • SometimesNaive

    If I like a guy enough to get to that point I'll like his penis. Unless he has poor hygiene.

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  • Fall_leaves

    I don't consider it a lie but I usually say things like this to be nice. Guys are self-conscious too, I've never really thought to myself "oh gee, he has such a lovely dick" but compliments are nice

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    • shuggy-chan

      What a lovely dick, i love how ur whip it around like a helicopter

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  • oywiiththepoodlesalready

    It really depends... I personally don't lie to my boyfriend but depending on your size/girth/past lovers she very well could be.

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