Ladies, am i being weird?

I've been flirting on and off with a girl from work for a few months now. She turned me down when I asked her out because she doesn't date guys she works with. Anyway, I catch her glancing at me daily. I was going to give it another shot by walking up and saying "your parents would LOVE me" haha. How would this make you feel?

That's a creepy pick up line 61
I'd go for it 12
It's cute, but wouldn't work on me 18
Back off, dude! 31
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Comments ( 26 )
  • Tommythecat.

    Go up to her and say "I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside and see what it is" this line never fails.

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    • RoseIsabella

      ...never fails to get HR involved in some sexual harassment scandal.
      ;-)

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      • disthing

        Culminating in getting laid by the head of HR.

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  • imadragon

    Just be nice to her, get to know her, don't be pushy.

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    • PureLikeSnow

      That advice would've worked a few months ago, probably not anymore. I think the OP needs to see other people.

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      • imadragon

        They could still be friends, was what I was thinking.

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  • CountessDouche

    Ask her if she wants to go halfsies on a baby. Go big or go home!

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  • davesumba

    She's just not that into you.

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  • Crvsades

    Try to shift your attention to another girl. Even if someday she will give in to your advances, it's still not worth it getting involved with a co-worker. You don't really want to mix business with pleasure unless you're some badass player who's king of his domain. But that's highly unlikely.

    She's right about not wanting to have something with a co-worker. Keep your distance. It's for the good of both of you.

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    • shuggy-chan

      psst whats this shit, sensible advice?

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      • Crvsades

        I always make up for one sensible comment by posting 10 offensive comments afterwards.

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        • VirgilManly

          We'll overlook your politeness this time but don't make it a habit.

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      • Incomplet

        I thought my eyes deceived me.

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    • green_boogers

      I am so sorry for underestimating you. Shit man, that was good.

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  • Pika-girl

    A line my friend made was:

    Please tell me where the restroom is. I'm constipated *dramatic pause* with love.

    I don't think it's helpful, but it's still pretty funny...

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  • cupcake_wants

    wank your crank and think of her, bcuz that's all ur gonna get

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  • cupcake_wants

    Only pursue a friendship with her, if u like her personality. doing this is best because if it's meant to be it'll be automatic while at the same time anticipation of a relationship is the jinx that prevents it.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Get over it and get on with your life.

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  • Mersaphe

    i know it hurts when a girl turns you down but it sounds like she is interested in you but knows that things can get weird at work if she dates you. keep flirting back with her but know it can't escalate past that. it hurts but what can you do

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  • kelseyt

    She said no. She's made her boundaries clear and you need to fucking respect them.

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  • poon_jabber

    pussy tastes good

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  • (s)aint

    She has made it clear that she doesn't date colleagues.

    Any more moves from you after this is an over-step.

    And to be perfectly honest if she HAD been REALLY into you she would have dated you anyway ...just saying.

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  • TwoThumbs

    This girl is smart. Do NOT shit where you eat. It's awkward and dangerous. You gave it a shot. She said no. If she's interested...she'll let you know.

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  • royalewitcheese

    To be honest if she likes you shell laugh at anything you say whether its cheesy or not. Girls tend to laugh at their crushes jokes funny or not as its good to make someone think they are funny. If she doesnt laugh theres a chance she might not be into you.
    However that line isnt the best, dont use parents or anything if they wernt alive or close go her this might cause tension.

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  • Aliceee93

    Don't be too pushy, she might have let you down because she wants you to flirt more, but saying that might be too far.

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  • donotmockme

    Play hard to get. Act confident and then say something, walk away, give her some flirtatious gestures/words and then walk away act disinterested. She'll chase after you.

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