Kroger lemon lime soda always explodes?

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Every time I open a new 2 liter Kroger brand lemon lime soda pop, it bubbles up and explodes. At first I thought it was because it might have just gotten shook up a bit so I tried an experiment and only opened the bottles after they had been perfectly still for 24 hours. They still explode! Wtf?

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RoseIsabella

7 years ago

KaBoom!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  Deliver a pallet for some thirsty ISIS dudes then they'll be too sticky to fight. It'll be like a Trojan horse except not Trojan and not a horse so they'll never see it coming since they'd be expecting a horse but nope it's just soda pop. Sweet delicious soda pop.
  
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dale090898

7 years ago

I love it when my cum bubbles up and explodes on my dogs asshole

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  7 years ago
  
  You and your dog is gay as fuck!
  
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  - dale090898
    
    7 years ago
    
    It is not gay to fuck or suck a dog
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      7 years ago
      
      It's gay if you dog is also a dude you faggot!
      
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      - dale090898
        
        7 years ago
        
        I am not fucking or sucking a man you idiot i am fucking and sucking my dog and my horse I also let them fuck me I am not touching a mans cock so it is not gay you faggot and I am not gay either your the faggot faggot
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        7 years ago
        
        Sorry pal but if you're both males then it's gay.
        
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