Knock, knock...

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Who was the last person to knock on your door?

Or tell a knock knock joke :D

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reminiscent

9 years ago

My daughter
Daughter " knock knock"
Me "whos there?"
Daughter " boo"
Me "boo who?"
Daughter " stop your crying! Dont be a baby!"

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- Crusades|
  
  9 years ago
  
  Me: knock knock!
  
  Your daughter: who's there?
  
  Me: Ben!
  
  Your daughter: Ben who?
  
  Me: Ben Dover bitch!
  
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  - charli.m
    
    9 years ago
    
    So you're going to rape a child.
    
    New low.
    
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    - Crusades|
      
      9 years ago
      
      Just go back to your dull online conversation with your bf.
      
      Btw, Australia is a shithole.
      
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      - dynamohumm
        
        9 years ago
        
        You know one of the best things about Australia? You (the mong, retard and cunt) not being here!
        
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        reminiscent
        
        9 years ago
        
        Australias tourist advertisements... showes beautiful landscape... with wide variety of animals. Beautiful show of the ocean people scuba diving with the colorful fish. Fun attractions and families having fun.... at the end it says come to Australia Crusades| doesnt live here.
        tourists start to flood in.
        
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      - charli.m
        
        9 years ago
        
        It's hilarious that you think either of those things were an insult.
        
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      - Ellenna
        
        9 years ago
        
        It's not, you know, have you actually been here?
        
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Arm0se

9 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go see the idiot.

Knock knock

Who's there?

The chicken

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  -_-
  
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Shrunk

9 years ago

A cop and I feel bad cause I thought it was a salesman so I didn't answer

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

It's considered bad form to board a vessel without permission, so nobody get's as far as the door unless they have bad intent.
Since the door is open almost all of the time, there's not much to knock on, anyway.

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- handsignals
  
  9 years ago
  
  I could ring your bell, but that's enough about our sex life. Thank you very much you've been a great audience.
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    9 years ago
    
    I thought ringing someone's bell was knocking them senseless?
    You could always wring your hands, as a signal.
    
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kingofcarrotflowers

9 years ago

The last person to knock on my door was a representitive from the church down the road asking if I'd like to join them

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- PinkCloud
  
  9 years ago
  
  My last "door knocker" was some shitty kid who left purple fluid flowing into the small drain from a juice pack! Their parents are probably trash.
  
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  - kingofcarrotflowers
    
    9 years ago
    
    Oh, not good :(
    
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- anti-hero
  
  9 years ago
  
  When do you start?
  
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  - kingofcarrotflowers
    
    9 years ago
    
    Well, I was ready to repeat myself and say no thanks I'm an athiest and politely tell him to have a good day though when he said this " oh, I see, well I'll pray for you, I'll pray and one day hopefully you'll see the light "
    
    I had to admit it nearly had me changing my entire view and gave me a mini existential crisis.............. ( lack the emoticon for sarcastic face )
    
    Don't get me wrong I'm not having a dig at Christianity in general but when people knock at your door and become patronising when they find out you don't share the belief? Hate that shit, and he caught me on a bad day
    
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    - anti-hero
      
      9 years ago
      
      What did you say after that?
      
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      - kingofcarrotflowers
        
        9 years ago
        
        I was in a bad mood so I couldn't be bothered I just gave a half laugh, weakly smiled and closed the door,
        
        My favourite is when they say " did you know Jesus died for your sins"
        
        I always say something like, " oh god, Jesus? I used to work with his brother on night shift , urgh he seemed like a good guy " or some shit, they get the idea haha,
        
        Occasionally they're friendly so I'll be friendly back though
        
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        anti-hero
        
        9 years ago
        
        I think the best they could say when you say no is something like. Okay, well if you ever want to know more we are located blah blah blah.
        
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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

I honestly can't remember who the last person who knocked at my door was. I think it was probably someone asshole campaigning for another much bigger asshole back in October or early November of last year. Regardless, I didn't answer. Those people are pests! I think I'd rather have a conversation with actual vermin.

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modernism

9 years ago

That one hot UPS guy.

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Aliceee93

9 years ago

Knock Knock :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Oooh, a visitor! :D
  
  Who iiiis iiit?
  
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  - Aliceee93
    
    9 years ago
    
    Broken Pencil.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Hmm...broken pencil whooo?
      
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      - Aliceee93
        
        9 years ago
        
        Nvm there is no point!
        
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Freedom_

9 years ago

I don't have my own door! Wahhhh!

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howaminotmyself

9 years ago

Myself.

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handsignals

9 years ago

My Sisters fuck buddy...no seriously.

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