Kissing tilda swinton, iin?

About two days ago, I dreamt that I was on a plane with Tilda Swinton. We were friends, who collaborated with each other. I could feel sparks between us. I was very interested in her, but I was shy about it. Our seats were near the left wing of the plane. We had been talking about some things, when I looked out of the window and saw what appeared to be a water fowl near the propeller. I told her about it. We both came to the conclusion that we were about to die. It was then that we decided to kiss.

She initiated the kiss. It was very passionate and it felt so realistic. There was a heat between us. Keep in mind, that neither of us were single when we did this. The plane ended up not being destroyed. We landed in Scotland (?) safely. We got off the plane and traveled to what may have been a friend or colleague's home.

We when we got to the house, we tried to act like nothing had occurred between us, but there was an energy and awkwardness that couldn't be ignored. The people in the house were treating us strangely. Me and Tilda were alone in a room, that bore some similarities with the living room of my home. I tried to make some coffee. First for Tilda and then for myself. I couldn't help but feel like I was getting shorter while in her presence. (Originally, we were much closer in height.) Things like the table were dwarfing me. I was so nervous and tried my best to keep calm.

After the coffee, we learned from the people in the house, that the reason they were treating us so strangely was because, word got out on the news over what me and Tilda did on the plane together. Tilda defended us. There was still a lot of sexual tension between us. More things happened that I can't remember.

I really need your help because, I need to find out what all of this means. Is this normal?

Voting Results
63% Normal
Based on 19 votes (12 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 8 )
  • dasugaknows

    Well, obviously you have a crush on her.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Blue_Velvet

    You're just in love with her. That's it.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Okay. Thanks. :)

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • thegypsysailor

    OMG! Why did I read this post? Help me! How can I unread it? Now I have the thought of someone actually kissing that creature imbedded in my mind. OMG, I think I'm going to be sick.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • http://www.filmoria.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tilda-swinton.jpg

      http://faystyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Tilda-Swinton-Candy-Cover.jpg

      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LbeGF5StLh8/T-gMGaF32rI/AAAAAAAAMFY/uE-D9S58GnQ/s1600/Tilda+Swinton.png

      http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tilda-swinton-red-dress.jpg

      Give these a try, will you? She's a very androgynous person, no doubt. In fact, her looks are one of the main reasons why I find her to be so attractive, especially when she is wearing a suit, channeling her masculine side. Her looks make her a very versatile person in bending the genders. She is very beautiful when she looks feminine as well.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • thegypsysailor

        Now I must thank you. I've had to poke my eyes out with hot metal rods, and yet the images remain. You have scarred me for life. Those pictures haunt me asleep and awake.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • Even if you don't find her attractive still, you get to watch some very insightful and fascinating interviews.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
        • How about some video interviews?

          Comment Hidden ( show )