Killing people at the movies?

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Is it normal to want to murder the person sitting next to you or behind you in the movie theater? When I hear the person next to me chomping away on popcorn, I just want to take their bucket and shove their face in it, until they suffacate to death. I just dream about how to kill them with things in the room. It's just when I'm watching a movie! And I end up brooding away the film! Today I glared at this little kid behind me for kicking my seat and he looked really scared and his mom didn't notice. It made me feel really good. Is this normal?

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Based on 100 votes (55 yes)
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  • hotchickie81
    14 years ago

    Omg, I know exactly how you feel!!! Loud eaters are annoying and chair kickers are the WORST!!!!! Nothing urks me more than when I'm at a hockey game and some kid is being me kicking my chair (or the person's chair next to me). Pisses me off so much! Why don't the parents say anything?!?!

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  • SexualSedative
    7 years ago

    weve already had someone shoot up a movie theatre buddy boy. just enjoy your damn movie

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Normal.

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  • karma_is_bs
    13 years ago

    word..normal

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  • shakenbake855
    13 years ago

    not normal funny though

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  • dwe
    14 years ago

    You're on the right track here. I think movie theatres should be patrolled by security. Their job would be to enforce respect for others who want to enjoy the movie. As they walk around they would give people one warning to stop talking or stop doing whatever other annoying behavior. If people don't heed their warning and keep talking or whatever, the guards would grab them and take them outside and beat them. I also think that people that answer and talk on a cell phone during a movie should not even be given one warning - after all their offense is too severe. They didn't simply react to the call by muting the phone or turning it off like a considerate person, but decided to further disrupt the movie by actually answering the call and talking out loud. These people would simply be thrown out and given an even more merciless beating. I would even pay extra to go to such a movie theatre.

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    • TheHandle
      13 years ago

      Hahahaha, one step closer to a police state, dwe.

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