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"But they're so cute and innocent! You're just a child hater!" they all cry. Sure, while a few kids can be nice, most are assholes just like their no-good parents. No, I don't hate kids. I just know that kids can be quite cruel because I was bullied terribly in school. They're not innocent for nothin', man.
Only the "non-existing yet" are truly innocent.
Damned true indeed. Even as someone who's often heard that he should work with kids, I can only laugh at the assertion that children are inherently "innocent." I think that just as with their grown counterparts, individual children could be categorized as good, evil, or anywhere in between.
If my child speaks back to me, he/she will end up in a pit for enternity, and will have endless amounts of chores to do. Even if they have already cleaned the sink, they will clean it again!
Sounds like you answered your own question.
The best part about not being a kid is you can pick who to hang out with and such and if that doesn't involve being around kids it should be pretty easy to arrange.
Totally agree. Whenever I hear someone going on and on about how innocent children are, I want to ask them, "Do you remember being a child?" Ha. No adults have ever come close to being as cruel to me as most children were, particularly in the 9-16 age range.
I call anyone under 18 a kid so I agree many are utter pricks.
But if you're talking about preteen kids, then no they are not, they are learning (probably from you, Haha).
You are such a stupid life form. I've only been an adult for 2 years and I can say with a lot of assurance that many are a lot more childish than I was when I was prepubescent.
But I'm generally far more mature and intelligent than my peers, which led to some difficulty tolerating the children at my high school. Thankfully I'm in college now, which is home to a much higher class of the social order, like me.
Yes, children are emotionally draining, filthy (look at the mess they make) and annoying. Ideally, we would banish them until they turned 18 years old, but unfortunately, we cannot do that, as we require them to grow up into adults for the continuation of our species.
I graduated high school a few years ago, and was glad to be rid of the irritating children there, with their snotty noses, irritating tantrums and screaming and taxing behaviour.
I graduated at 16 too, which is 2 years faster than average, and went to college, so I'm obviously intellectually superior to many people.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
And I think you still are 16, judging by the childish nature of your username.
But it is irritating how I was required to use a fake ID whenever I was in college my freshman year and wanted to get smashed, fuck women and buy cigarettes.
I don't smoke though, I only bought the cigarettes because I like to collect the "smoking kills" warnings on the packets and stick the lung cancer images on my dorm walls. I have over 40 of them!
Not obsessed just can't sleep, stop with your attempt at insulting me for I am immune to such things.
I was a hardcore drinker around that age I had an older friend buy me half gallon bottles of ever clear 190 proof cause I didn't want to brother him and got chicks so wasted on it when it was time to rape them I had ever clear dick so I couldn't get it up.
Buying cigs for that purpose sounds like a waste, what did you do with the tobacco just throw it away?
Maybe most kids just seem asshole-ish because they don't know better? I babysit my cousin's 9 year old son; he's gotten much more well behaved in the past 2 years. The only problems I've had with him recently is he can be nosy, he gets irritated with me for having sensory issues (I asked him nicely to stop shaking the couch and he didn't like that), and he told me not to like Big Time Rush because I'm too old. That kinda hurt my feelings because their music was one of the few things that comforted me after my breakup. But he's good most of the time, I have fun with him too.
Parents aren't always to blame for their kids' behavior; I sometimes tell my cousin if her son gets too out of hand, she'll talk to him and he won't do it again. But some other parents either don't discipline their kids, or worse abuse them, and that's why they're bullies. Sad but it happens.
Kids are more innocent than anyone else because they rarely understand the full consequence of their actions.
But sure, they can be as wicked as devils.