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Like, when i'm at work/school or ever and i need a number 2, i just can't do it when there is someone else in the toilet, it just so awks
I make extra fart noises with my mouth and i grunt alot more it makes my neighbour uncomfortable.
I seek out disabled toilets or toilets nobody ever uses (like the secret ones behind the deserted lab on the 19th floor).
It's perfectly normal - it's called "parcopresis". It's linked to "paruresis" or "shy bladder syndrome". Just means you can't use the bathroom when someone is nearby. Don't worry about it, just wait until you're alone and you should be fine.
This is one of the reasons I don't use public toilets.
Try to go in the morning. If something like coffee makes you go, drink it at a time where you'll still have enough time to go at your house.
I try and tell my girlfriend to do this and it seems she refuses to take the advice. We will literally just leave the house and within five minutes, we have to stop. She says she didn't feel the urge at the house and I tell her she should just try and go no matter what, before we leave. She says, "that makes no sense if I don't have to go" and in this case, she obviously had something to expel if she immediately has to go when we leave.
Try this: Before you have to leave the house, take her for a walk. If leaving the house earlier in the day causes her to go then this may work. Unless of course, what's doing it for her is the vibrations from the car then you can see if bike riding will do the same.
I don't even understand or want to any more. She did this to me again last night. She is all dressed and we are ready to go. As soon as we leave and I run into my brother a few minutes later and have a brief two minute conversation, she has to go to the bathroom. I feel like she does this on purpose.
My ex would ruin every trip out of the house because he would suddenly have to go to the bathroom and he'd want to go home to do it. It's one of the many stupid things I don't miss.
Childish pun "poo headed" comments seem normal?
Yeah- it's NORMAL to seek privacy when excreting.
It's normal, then you realize "fuck it, this guy is about to smell my shit, yeeeeeah," and you drop a full loud with loud splash (the kind where you feel the gravity under your bum shifting) and watersplash on your hiney. Extra points for saying it out loud and groaning.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Especially in the girl's bathroom at high school taking a shit when there is anyone else in there is almost a sin. Because these pretty little twats obviously have never taken a shit in their lives, so it freaks them out.
It seems like men are a lot more comfortable with this then women. I think it's probably one of the most awkward moments you can experience. Especially if you know the other person in the bathroom.
I put headphones in and push when either someone else flushes or I flush so no one can hear the plop. If I have perfume/spray in my purse I'll spray some. Most people aren't so polite. XD