Just out of fun best slang words for vaginas

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Vote on the funniest slang name for vagina . Feel free to comment more !

Meat pocket 1
Hairy muffin 2
Cock holster 6
Love canal 6
Hairy clam 3
Cock socket 5
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  • TheOneSmartSwede
    5 years ago

    I like this Swedish slang for it: "fisse" xD always cracks me up hearing my best friend cursing like "Fisse!" Hahaha

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  • gregmck
    5 years ago

    Remember, the correct term of the beautiful region between a woman's legs is the vulva. The vagina is the tube that connects the vulva to the cervix, accommodates the penis during sex, and serves as the birth canal.

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  • EnglishLad
    5 years ago

    Beef curtains

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I always prefer a good set of beef curtains, may not be the best looking thing but they sure do feel good 👍

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      • Sleepteam6
        4 years ago

        No doubt I have a ex gf that hat a huge clit and beef curtains.... ugly but beautiful at the same time . I called it a battle pussy cause she would beat you to death with it ! 👍

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  • TerriAngel
    5 years ago

    Biscuit
    Cookie
    Nookie
    Trim
    Snatch
    Beaver
    Box
    Cunt!

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Bearded clam so I chose hairy clam. :)

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Didn't vote. IMO, love canal is a little twee, and the rest are urgh in varying degrees. But they're all better than axe wound, gash, and - the all-time worst - beef, meat, or piss curtains.

    Squish mitten, foof, and poontang, are all kinda amusing and not derogatory.

    If you're not aiming for amusing or deliberate crudeness, pussy is perfectly adequate in most situations.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

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  • mm6969
    5 years ago

    Gash, cock holster, slit, clam,

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  • gregmck
    5 years ago

    I have heard that the more words there are for an object the more important it is for that culture. For instance the Inuit people have more than 40 words to describe snow.

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