Just makes me wonder. you know?

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We have some new neighbors. They are black. My wife and I are very suspicious of them because they tried to get real friendly right away. Some of our friends tell us that's because they want to get inside our house so that they can look around at anything we might have of value they could sell on the street back in whatever ghetto they probably came from. Other than what our friends tell us, we don't know anything about black people. So is it normal for them to try and get so friendly with white people? Are we jumping to conclusions? Our sixteen year old daughter rolls her eyes at us over this and asks us if we are serious. She says this in a very sarcastic way. I wonder if she'll be so liberal minded if one day she comes home from school and her precious laptop is stolen. She seems to live for facebook.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    9 years ago

    OMG GRAB THE SHOTGUN MARTHA THEY JUST LOOKED AT ME FUNNY.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago | pl

    Don't these black neighbors live in a home of about the same value as yours? Do you break into your neighbors' houses and steal shit and take it back to your old neighborhood to sell? Dumbass.
    You, your wife and others like you are pretty much the biggest problem on this planet today. Small minded, hateful, bigoted ignoramuses. If there was a god I'm sure he would despise you and your wife. You are exactly the type of people hell is designed for.

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  • Darkoil
    9 years ago

    You should keep your daughter away from black guys, I've heard their dicks are so big they can literally break a white girl in half.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    You need to be slapped upside da head wit a block'a frozen collards, muthafucka.

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      Mmm...Collard greens, fried green tomatoes and I want some grits too.
      ;-)

      Is it terribly obvious that I'm on the Master Cleanse
      :-/

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        try the boudain diet

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        • despuit
          9 years ago

          Try simply eating properly... only foods you can eat raw. Lots of nuts and seeds fat should be your main intake and will give you your protein. Second veggies. Third fruits a lot isn't good cause of all the sugar/acid 3-4 servings a day or smoothie in the morning. Fourth carbs like maybe once a week and certain types like sweet potatoes, squash.

          If you are lazy as fuck and have no metabolism then just eat a lot water based fruit, and veggies to fill you up. Other wise live active and do resistance exercises no weights for muscle, yoga/tae chi for flexibility, run where ever you go, stop to appreciate the beauty here and there and that way you go places faster avoid traffic and feel good and you have a great life.

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  • _Cassandra_
    9 years ago

    Your comment is sooooo ignorant and soooooo stupid I am inclined to believe this is a fake. It is hard for me to believe there are people so pathetic. I hope I am right!

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    • Freedom_
      9 years ago

      It could be a troll but there really are people who still think this way...very unfortunate.

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  • runningwithscissors
    9 years ago

    You do realize that black people don't have a monopoly on theft. All races steal and commit crimes. The only times I have had stuff stolen from me is by white people actually. And guess what......I am white.

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  • dynamohumm
    9 years ago

    Please, please, please let this be a troll post....if it is it's not funny if not, you are one racist cunt.

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  • LaBellesima
    9 years ago

    LoL this is so funny I can't tell if you are joking or not.
    Just makes me wonder. You know?

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  • Wolfeye
    9 years ago

    I am of a dark-skinned persuasion and am tired of being targeted by scared, suspicious, pale people, and so are your neighbors. They are trying to get to know you and be a part of the community. That's a lot more positive effort than you and your spouse are putting into the neighborhood. They are the ones bringing peace and stability to the neighborhood; your own actions only perpetuate paranoia and its resulting bad juju.

    Picture in your head that they are you, then evaluate how you are treating them the next time you see them.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Wtf? Have you never seen black people or something? No, we don't steal shit because we're black, we steal because we're poor. People usually associate being poor with being black for some reason. You're neighbors are not poor, if they were they wouldn't be living next to you.

    Also what kind of dumb ass introduces themselves to their victim? If you're going to rob someone you do it when no one's a round, and not in your own neighborhood. Please, get out more.

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  • ImjustJeff
    9 years ago

    Really?!

    Maybe you could turn it around on them. Since you're such a racist pig, maybe you could invite yourself to their place and case the joint on where they keep their crack, fried chicken, and 10 kids. Don't forget about the guns, and the keys to their purple velvet interior Cadillac...

    People like you piss me off!

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  • CheyChey
    9 years ago

    Argh you and your wife are dumb fucks, just because your neighbors are black doesn't mean they'll steal your precious gadgets. Isn't saying Hie when you've just moved in a neighbourly thing to do?! Just because they're black it's reason for suspicion? Your heads are so far into asses you can't think straight.

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