Just blow me, and then please leave.

I really do not enjoy female company other than the time it takes to perform a sex act. Like a blow job. I just don't have time for mindless babble. And that is all I ever hear from the average woman. I am not gay, so is it normal for a guy like me to not like being around women? My attitude is, ok you sucked me off now please get the fuck away from me. Is this way of thinking normal?

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Comments ( 22 )
  • DubstepismyMJ

    Do you really only see woman as sex objects? Where did your humanity go? Has lust fully consumed you that you cant see pass it?

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  • ChocolatePrincess

    You can always get with a stripper.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    That's easy, employ a prostitute. And pay her extra cause youre such a dickwad.

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  • green_boogers

    Prostitutes love good paying customers like you.

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  • anti-hero

    Who says romance is dead?

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    • wistfulmaiden

      ...the necrophile, that's who...

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      • anti-hero

        Good one.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You sound like a pig!

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  • slings_and_arrows

    Although I know there are women who are guilty of mindless babbling, and I don't want to be in their company either...you have to also think about how that insult reflects on you. There are interesting, talented, passionate women out there (albeit, not many) and you're basically revealing that you can't attract them or don't do anything interesting enough in life (study or work-wise) to be in contact with interesting women. So, it's partly your fault that you associate with mindless babbling women.

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    • derpyderp

      Ooh! Nice burn! I like your style...

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  • Fall_leaves

    I think the feeling is mutual.

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    • anti-hero

      You want to leave after you blow a guy? ;) hahaha

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  • awesomeadvice88

    Hmmm, strange I have honestly never came across this before, maybe this is one for the psychologists of today to study?
    You don't enjoy female company, okay well I know women are going to hate on you from the get go, but in all honesty why, is it just the 'nagging' or is it the thought of all the, what would be considered, 'non manly acts'? For example hugging and kissing etc? Now I put that in quotes because some stereotypes seem to suggest that things like kissing and hugging are gay... I highly disagree, I find that hugging and kissing a woman after or before sex and/or sexual acts can be highly stimulating and arousing. I have a feeling there is more to this, whether is be psychological, physical or some other factor.
    Hopefully this helps somewhat, and consider a brain scan if possible, sometimes the physical things can't always be something you, yourself can see.

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  • i hope aliens come so we can hate on them

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    • eastbeast

      So do I.
      Little green bastards

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  • Ellenna

    Well I reckon you're gonna get a lot fewer blow jobs or anything else after that mindless babble

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  • flailyhailey

    Trash. :)

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  • derpyderp

    Sounds like you haven't met the right woman & also sounds like you wouldn't know what to do with her if you did meet her.
    Poor cunt...

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  • Nokiot9

    Haha wow, put bluntly. I feel that way sometimes. But if u send em down the walk of shame right away u totally blow the chance of a round 2. No body like listening to the incessant squawking of 'which girl at school gave her a bad look' or her showing me the thousands of selfies she's taken in her phone and shoving it in my face every single pic and if I don't stare it DIRECTLY for at least 10 seconds unbroken, or she gets pissed off and says I don't care lol. There are so many annoyingly infuriating things that women do that u gotta put up with to get the goods. "You wanna WHAT? Cuddle? What the fuck is that? GTFO!" Not the only reason I put up with it, but it's a hell of a trial for a bit o pussy.

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  • modernism

    That's what prostitutes are for.

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  • LizardSkin

    Lol I once dated a woman who talked my ear off. BJs became special for the peace and quiet as much as the pleasure.

    PS this is not a slight on all women like the OP, just this particular story got me thinking about it.

    Love females, think they're great. Almost care to pretend to listen to them speak.. etc.

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  • borntobeme

    How can you expect her to suck you off again? All blow jobs are good, some just better then others. Be nice and maybe she will give you seconds.

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