Just a random ass poll about how you would approach a hot girl.

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This is just for fun, since I am a life long shy guy I never talk to the girl first, when I think a girl is sexy I..........

Say hi, my name is_________ 10
Flip my frickin dick out and dash off, let that bitch know I'm packin 3
Smile awkwardly like a freshman in highschool and wave. 2
Tell someone to go tell that girl I think she's hot. 2
Say, hey, uh, I know you probably hear this often but, your beutiful. 2
Get her some chocolate, bitches love chocolate. 2
Totally ignore her existence but eyeball her seductive now and then. 12
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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago | pl

    Depending on my blood alcohol level

    1 completely ignore her

    2 mumble something incoherent

    3 just start conversation and be myself

    4 ignore her because I'm busy focusing on where to get kebabs and a drip that late at night

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Be honest and direct.
    Tell her to shut up and get in the van.

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      I miss my van for this very reason.

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      • VirgilManly
        9 years ago

        Oh you sentimental fool you.

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Memories.
        :-'(
        ;-)

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Also, choloroform.

      They may say no to me, but nobody says no to choloroform.

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      • VirgilManly
        9 years ago

        No one could say no if you'd just flash them those hairy breasts of yours.

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    "Hi, I have an enlarged prostate". *point and wink*.

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  • VinnyB
    9 years ago

    I tell her that I just met her and this is crazy, but here's my number call me maybe.

    They I start telling this person I just met that until they came in to my life, I missed them so bad over and over.

    It is at this point the police are normally called.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Run up to her frantically with fire extinguishers un'blazin.

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    • howaminotmyself
      9 years ago

      I was thinking ice.

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      • dirtybirdy
        9 years ago

        Ice, baby.

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        • howaminotmyself
          9 years ago

          Too cold

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  • icant_
    9 years ago

    Compliment her shoes.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    A couple of times I've approached lovely gals and said, "Hi, my name is XXXX and I think you are extremely attractive. I would love to meet some time, maybe over coffee, and get to know you."
    Of course, what really came out of my mouth went something more like this, "Uh, hi. My mane is XXXX (now my ears are bright red and I'm fading fast), an you sure are prrdy. (wishing I'd never been born at this point). Wanna hab sum coppee one day?" (would it be acceptable to just turn and run away, before she answers?).

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    • icant_
      9 years ago

      Good to know. I never knew you were capable of nervousness.

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  • regisphilbin
    9 years ago

    awkwardly stare and quickly look away whenever accidental eye contact is established.

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  • CynicalOptimist
    9 years ago

    I'd probably do bugger all, then spend the next month or so hating myself for being such a bloody coward.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    I'd just do whatever I can to avoid her because approaching her would be a disaster on my part. lol

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  • Unimportant
    9 years ago

    I wouldn't approach her at all.

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