Joan rivers death. how did she die? iin?

Joan Rivers died today.
They say her heart stopped beating during throat surgery.
Do you believe she died during throat surgery?...Or do you believe she choked to death on her own venomous bile?

A-Heart Stopped. 14
B-Choked on own venomous bile. 7
C.- Died during alien rectal probe. 16
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Comments ( 24 )
  • CountessDouche

    Thankfully she's already embalmed. That should be a money saver.

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    • http://styleslum.com/joan-rivers-before-and-after-no-makeup

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    • thegypsysailor

      Another good one; you're on a roll.

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  • Fall_leaves

    Idk if it's really appropriate to insult a recently deceased person

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    • anti-hero

      Joan would have done it. So it's a fitting tribute if you ask me.

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      • TrustMeImLying

        Become vengeance, David. Become wrath

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        • anti-hero

          Okay, Mr. Doe.

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    • With her, I make an exception.

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  • carminepersico

    I think it was old unfunny cuntitis

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    It's obviously C.

    Look at her- with all that plastic surgery she looks like an alien.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Not too much mystery here, genius; "Rivers, 81, had been on life support in Mount Sinai Hospital since having a cardiac arrest in New York last week."

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  • StoneColdSteveAustin

    The Stone Cold Stunner smashed her 200 facelifts into her skull.

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    • anti-hero

      I think I'm going to like this funny troll account.

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      • FuckUBanMeAgainIDGAF

        It was me johnnytherat it seems the mods hate me lmao

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        • Mods are being pretty lame lately.

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      • Damn, he got banned.

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        • FuckUBanMeAgainIDGAF

          Mods can go suck it.. they cant stop johnnytherat!

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        • anti-hero

          Summabitch.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Wow, did she eat your baby? Maybe she choked on that.

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    • A dingo ate me baby.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Looks like her vanity finally killed her but I mean she was OLD anyway.

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  • loopoo

    Making jokes about some who's just died, lowest of the low in my opinion.

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    • The woman made a living being rude, unkind, and mean spirited.

      Maybe the Fashion Police should critique the outfit she'll be buried in.

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      • loopoo

        Don't give a shit what she did/said/done, she died have some respect

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