Jewish men = big schlongs, iin?

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I have been under the impression for quite awhile now that Jewish men tend to have big schlongs (penises).

There's a belief that claims that if a man's nose is large, then it means that their penis is big too. Among the many Jewish stereotypes, there is the belief that their noses tend to be big. If both beliefs are taken in account, it is the prevalence of big schlongs common? Is this even possible?

Before any of you get upset, I know that stereotypes don't usually represent a large portion of their perspective groups. I have nothing against the Jewish community.

Is it normal for me to think this?

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  • OtherSide
    9 years ago | pl

    Their schlongs are so large they have to cut off the end.

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  • NurseDiesel
    9 years ago

    Go buy a pack of hebrew national kosher beef schmeckles = measure them.

    For extra credit = open the pack of hebrew national kosher beef schmeckles and compare them to a variety of buns.

    What bun provides the snuggest fit?

    Which bun resembles a hallway?

    What bun split in two upon placement of the hebrew national kosher beef schmeckle?

    -make note of any condiments used and whether or not the condiment provider suffers from seasonal allergies.

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  • libby.larsen
    9 years ago

    I have fucked a variety of cock. Big, small, knarley, black, white, and yellow. The distinguishing feature of Jewish cock is that the foreskin is missing.

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    • disthing
      9 years ago

      knarley cock?!

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      • libby.larsen
        9 years ago

        Lots of bulges and grooves - a delight for any girl.

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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    My nose is average sized.

    Women never complain.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Lebanese men all have big noses and tiny dicks.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Why is it that this is weighing so heavily on your mind? Nothing better to think about or are you shopping for big dicks? I hear tell horses have big-uns.

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  • tripw7
    9 years ago

    I can brag being half Jewish. I have a very nice big penis that is very clean and ready for all occasions....

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  • Satanic_Cereal
    9 years ago

    I'm part jewish!* And I have a big nose!
    I guess that means, if I were a man, I would have something to boast for, on this poll.

    Can I just brag, that I have a "Large, imaginary Penis" ???

    *By heritage,
    not by religion.

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    • disthing
      9 years ago

      If you're a girl and Jewish I guess that would mean you have a large vagina.

      Or clitoris.

      Only going by OP's bizarre understanding of the world.

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      • Satanic_Cereal
        9 years ago

        I don't know- I was hoping I could have a Large, imaginary Penis!

        I know people may *think* it's not possible. But it's sort of like being a man, who wants to be a drag queen. And put on a pretty dress, and become a pretty woman. It's like the reverse of that.

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  • pixie_dust
    9 years ago

    im gonna have to find me a jewish man

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  • Barracuda
    9 years ago

    I had a one night stand with a guy who was jewish and let me tell you, honey. im not sure if it was just a coincidence, but his penis was nice and big, cicumsized, and smooth. A well endowed man. so yeah. i guess it is normal for jewish men to be blessed.?

    his nose was pretty out there too. hmm coincidence? i think not!

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  • iEatZombies_
    9 years ago

    Penis size has nothing to do with noses. This is retarded.

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  • tripw7
    9 years ago

    Oh, and I have a rather large nose. I actually didn't know what this caused before this note......

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy
    9 years ago

    Meh

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I have never heard of the nose myth, just the "big hands, long fingers, and large feet = big penis" myth. But I am not sure that one is a myth.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    In my experience, the opposite is true.
    Guys, if a woman's first reaction to seeing your penis is to assure you that it is NOT small... =\

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Wait, wait...so it IS small?

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