Jeremy clarkson how i hate you

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Is it normal to hate a 'celebrity' so much it makes you want to drive skewers through your eyes everytime they appear on screen?

Mr.Jeremy Clarkson infuriates me to the point of madness. When I see his face I have to stub a cig out on my arm just to stop myself physically attacking the television.

I want to stop the rage but I just don't know how. I've tried threatening the BBC but they just fingered me for non payment of my license. Now I actually pay his wages. I am part of the problem! arghhhhhhh I'm off to make myself feel better by putting Top Gear on repeat and killing a puppy everytime I see his smug face.

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  • kinganarkzie
    13 years ago

    Don't be stupid everyone feels this way about Jeremy Clarkson he's a twat. Now get on with your life like the rest of us.

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  • meganlovesyouwooooo
    13 years ago

    its his face oh and hair and voice oh and him.
    nooo but I agree he's pretty annoying.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I can't stand him. To me, he seems self-centred and a prick. It's like he considers himself better than anyone else.

    Honestly hate him.

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  • Selene
    14 years ago

    I really don't like Jeremy Clarkson either. I can't quite put my finger on it, I think it's the way he thinks he's a pillar of society and that everyone should follow and worship him.

    I don't actively hate him, but when I see him I can't help but frown.

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  • moomus
    13 years ago

    The guys a knob jockey

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  • jessmartian
    13 years ago

    Is he like a uk version of Steven colbert or jon Stewart?

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  • HamPstOr
    13 years ago

    I think people mainly just love to hate him... I know I do.

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  • Caritas
    13 years ago

    WTF ?

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  • lovehate83
    14 years ago

    I think he is amazing (not in a gay way, just a funny way)

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  • mary804
    13 years ago

    I hate Justin bieber

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  • viper305
    14 years ago

    Are you out of your mind?! JC is a God!! You're part of the 1% of Top Gear's viewership who don't like him. Oh and I flew from the Southern Hemisphere to the UK (after a 3 year waiting period) to be a part of a recording. JC for PM!!
    :D

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  • DhGlory
    12 years ago

    Jeremy Clarkson is a man's man, you can relate to him or loathe him. If he were running for prime minister he'd definitely get my vote. He is the marmite of the world of television :)

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  • oxenstierna
    13 years ago

    Self-centered a-hole indeed, but no matter how much I hate the man I can't deny that he's pretty f'ing hilarious at times.

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  • Schythl
    14 years ago

    I hate his views, but that's why I find him so damn funny.

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    He is funny. He is also a bit stupid, but still... very funny! :D
    TG is all about comedy! Sure you get to see a Mercedes SLS powersliding, but seeing James May talk about pre-flight checks is more fun than a powersliding car
    NOTE: I am a petrolhead :D

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  • howaminotmyself
    13 years ago

    Okay, who has the power in this situation?

    Turn off the TV. Don't make a puppy suffer because you gave the TV power over your sanity.

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  • HSVWHO
    13 years ago

    I love Jeremy he makes top gear what it is... Can u imagine the show with a shirt guy n a queer guy... Not the same is it?

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  • 123Blahblahblah
    14 years ago

    lol that is a bit strange. But i dont know why everyone hates him so much anyway :S

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  • shadowqueen
    13 years ago

    what did he do?

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  • twitchy
    13 years ago

    More agression comes out when you kill kids try it

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    • shadowqueen
      13 years ago

      WTF

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  • normal2011
    13 years ago

    what's wrong with Mr. Clarkson and why do you what BBC if you don't want to see his face !
    you are strange

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  • XxlimeyxX
    13 years ago

    I <3 top gear, i admit he may seem annoying, but remember it's all scripted!

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  • alv1592
    13 years ago

    i don't really know who he is. why is he so annoying that you have to stub a cig on your arm? that's not gonna make him go away..just sayin.

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