Itchy crack

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I was lying in bed with my girlfriend and I couldn't sleep, I had an itchy ass crack so I scratched it for a while, then I sniffed my finger, it smelt pretty bad.
So I laughed and stuck my finger in front of my girlfriends nose and rubbed it there, while she screamed. I laughed myself out of bed, then she ran out to wash her self. I got back in bed and fell asleep.

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Based on 91 votes (25 yes)
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  • Capthotrock
    14 years ago

    If you expect het to smell it, you should lick your fimger.

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  • BigRedOne
    14 years ago

    Good job.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    FUCKING ASS! YOUR NOT GETTING ANYMORE ASS!

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  • jaguarj
    13 years ago

    You're showing a strong tendency towards sadistic behavior. Grow up and become a man, the sooner the better. Those of you that are laughing, you sound like immature gigglies who aren't old enough to post yet.

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  • slurpeesOWN
    13 years ago

    Lol that's disgusting but hilarious too :)!!!!

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  • IveGotBallsOfSteal
    14 years ago

    AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU'RE SUCH A DICKHOLE! Too hilarious, too hilarious. Did you give her a Hitler? Poor poor girl. nice ending to the story too.
    Too god damn hilarious...

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  • Colton
    14 years ago

    I believe this is a typical dirty sanchez. Normal and funny unless u are the receiver of course.

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  • oquenbe
    14 years ago

    dude wtf is wrong with u..............but that is pretty funny lol

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    • [Old Memory]
      14 years ago

      Second his comment

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      • hotchickie81
        14 years ago

        Ewwwww.

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  • yeahdonethat
    13 years ago

    You ain't gettin' no mo!

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  • Punk4Life
    14 years ago

    Dude your a horrible person omg lamo!!!lamo!!! lamo!!! omg

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Um, that's just gross.

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  • RoseIsabella
    11 years ago

    Stories like this make me glad I'm single!

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  • ste2013
    11 years ago

    Lmao sorry this was really funny lol

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  • sotv4life
    12 years ago

    LAD

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Your a guy that's your excuse always works for me

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  • takeiteasy12
    13 years ago

    Rofl thatz funny wow lol hahahaha yeah its normal though. Wow u are hilarious great ending. ROFL LOL HAHABA

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  • maggipie
    13 years ago

    Lmfao!

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  • kss34
    14 years ago

    Haha... I must be a pretty gross person but I've done this a few times! My boyfriend hates it! Which makes it all the more fun to do!

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