It's time for a party!

I'm bored and need some entertainment. Please help me.

What will you bring?

my charming personality 19
I'm here to poop on your party 10
other 10
more yummy food 7
i play a musical instrument 9
troll comment 10
wood for the fire 9
yummy food 5
juggling balls 10
I'll sing for you 3
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Comments ( 28 )
  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man

    Cigarettes.

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    • Good, I hate it when people bum all of mine.

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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda

    You cannot feasibly understand how exciting juggling balls can really be before witnessing the unbridled talent at my disposal.

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    • Yay!

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  • redoctober

    1 of my 9 cats.

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    • You can bring 2 if you want.

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  • anti-hero

    A big box of porno magazines and used dildos.

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    • That was last night's party, sorry you missed it.

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      • anti-hero

        I was there, I was the guy with my dick in your ear. I was wearing a fake mustache at the time.

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        • Oh, so how ya feeling? I'm surprised you can still walk.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Get a hooker! lol but seriously chips and dip?

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  • davesumba

    Oh I'll bring the wood alright..

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    • Um...you do realize I plan to set that wood on fire, right?

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      • davesumba

        I sure hope so, it's best to use friction to start this fire.

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  • dinz

    Celery sticks for the ladies.

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    • Are you calling me fat!?

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    • Ibelievethis

      Don't go over board with the excitment. xx

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    • bananaface

      *swoons*

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  • hidden_in_the_shadows

    fish

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  • Avant-Garde

    Good Music and some organic treats:D

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  • kingsleycrowne

    I'm bringing the entire cast and crew of Knight Rider.

    The car has been impounded, however.

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  • disthing

    Nothing, I'll just sit in the corner, blind drunk, watching people snort coke off some strippers.

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    • Did you say your going to strip for us? Wooooooooo!

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      • disthing

        No. But if I pass out feel free to strip me. Wooooooooo!

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  • bananaface

    Hmm, nothing.

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  • Fabulous

    I'm guy the fucking girls in the bedroom

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    • Avant-Garde

      With the fire on the log?

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      • robbieforgotpw

        Nobody else got that huh? Its way down here though.
        *sharts

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