It's time for a party!

I'm bored and need some entertainment. Please help me.

What will you bring?

my charming personality	19
I'm here to poop on your party	10
other	10
more yummy food	7
i play a musical instrument	9
troll comment	10
wood for the fire	9
yummy food	5
juggling balls	10
I'll sing for you	3

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Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man

11 years ago

Cigarettes.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Good, I hate it when people bum all of mine.
  
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RapidlyRotatingPanda

11 years ago

You cannot feasibly understand how exciting juggling balls can really be before witnessing the unbridled talent at my disposal.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yay!
  
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redoctober

11 years ago

1 of my 9 cats.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  You can bring 2 if you want.
  
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anti-hero

11 years ago

A big box of porno magazines and used dildos.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  That was last night's party, sorry you missed it.
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    11 years ago
    
    I was there, I was the guy with my dick in your ear. I was wearing a fake mustache at the time.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Oh, so how ya feeling? I'm surprised you can still walk.
      
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1000yrVampireKing

11 years ago

Get a hooker! lol but seriously chips and dip?

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davesumba

11 years ago

Oh I'll bring the wood alright..

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Um...you do realize I plan to set that wood on fire, right?
  
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  - davesumba
    
    11 years ago
    
    I sure hope so, it's best to use friction to start this fire.
    
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dinz

11 years ago

Celery sticks for the ladies.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Are you calling me fat!?
  
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- Ibelievethis
  
  11 years ago
  
  Don't go over board with the excitment. xx
  
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- bananaface
  
  11 years ago
  
  *swoons*
  
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hidden_in_the_shadows

11 years ago

fish

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Good Music and some organic treats:D

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kingsleycrowne

11 years ago

I'm bringing the entire cast and crew of Knight Rider.

The car has been impounded, however.

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disthing

11 years ago

Nothing, I'll just sit in the corner, blind drunk, watching people snort coke off some strippers.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Did you say your going to strip for us? Wooooooooo!
  
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  - disthing
    
    11 years ago
    
    No. But if I pass out feel free to strip me. Wooooooooo!
    
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bananaface

11 years ago

Hmm, nothing.

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Fabulous

11 years ago

I'm guy the fucking girls in the bedroom

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  With the fire on the log?
  
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  - robbieforgotpw
    
    10 years ago
    
    Nobody else got that huh? Its way down here though.
    *sharts
    
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