It's pointless for a guy to have a platonic friendship with a woman

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i dont see the point of a guy being strictly friends with no benefits with an attractive woman. it really irks me when you want to fuck/date some cute broad and she hits you with the "but we can be friends" bull shit. bitch, get the fuck outta my face with that mess. seriously though, what is the point in strictly being friends with a girl you want to fuck? if you're not gonna let me hit that big juicy sunny d ass from the back or at least give me some head/handjob, just turn me down and keep it moving. don't tell me i'm fucking handsome but we can "just be friends" and play with my mind. and yes, something like this happened to me recently.

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  • Forestheart
    8 years ago | pl

    Judging from your personality I'm surprised she even offered to be friends with you. She didn't turn you down for no reason, she probably figured out that sex was the only thing going through your mind.

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    • flyingnostalgia
      8 years ago

      couldn't have said it better myslef.

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    • TheSkyisGreen
      8 years ago

      Precisely!

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      8 years ago

      This.

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      • mypenisinyourmouth
        8 years ago

        ^ That

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        • shuggy-chan
          8 years ago

          Patty wack

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          • dindu_nuffin
            8 years ago

            Give a nig a bone

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    • Niggers_like_white_women
      8 years ago

      Why else would a heterosexual man spend time with a heterosexual woman?

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    • cocknballs
      8 years ago

      What else should he be thinking about, arts & crafts?

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      • Couman
        8 years ago

        I donno, amp crafts sounds fairly manly to me, although I'm not 100% sure what it means.

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        • cocknballs
          8 years ago

          Not my problem you don't understand HTML

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          • Couman
            8 years ago

            You're the one who let your HTML entities get double escaped.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Most of my friends are women. Even thought they are very attractive people inside AND out, I don't really have a desire to go after any of them. If they came onto me, maybe, but that's still very debatable \(._.)/

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Not all men are fixated on sex as a reason to hangout with women. I have plenty of female friends who I share the same activities I do with my male friends.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    If someone like and respect me enough to be my friend he'll need NEVER be worthy of my love, and sex! NEVER!!!
    :-)

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      Allow me to clarify ya'll:

      If someone doesn't like and respect me enough to be my friend he'll need NEVER be worthy of my love, and sex! NEVER!!!

      If someone wants sex from me right off the bat I don't want to waste my breath talking to him. He's not worthy of me. I deserve better! I'd rather see a playa playa guy go blind than have him look my way. I hate selfish, entitled men... they're garbage to me.

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      • cocknballs
        8 years ago

        For a minute there I thought you were being sarcastic to get your point across. Now I'm a little disappointed you corrected yourself.

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago

          Well, I don't want people to be confused, but thanks for the sarcasm points

          :-)

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      What if he's married?

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Sorry, I meant to say:
        If someone doesn't like and respect me enough to be my friend he'll NEVER be worthy of my love, and sex! NEVER!!!

        A married man will NEVER get no damn lovin' from me, because I ain't no damn home wrecker! I'm only open to strictly platonic friendships with married men. If a married man flirts with or hits on me then I don't wanna know him, even in a Platonic way.

        Gotta keep this shit real. Rosie don't play with a bunch of muthafuckin bullshit. I ain't got time for none of that!

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        • Forestheart
          8 years ago

          Okay now it makes sense, cuz I was lost after reading that last one.

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          • RoseIsabella
            8 years ago

            Yeah, there was an awful typo that caused me to appear to agree with the losers who whine about being friend zoned.

            Ugh.

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  • Jonathan_G
    8 years ago

    Can't you think of her as a life coach from whom you can learn some stuffs to improve the quality of your life?

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  • ucipher8
    8 years ago

    All you wanna do, is zoom zoom in her boom boom and she knows it. Perhaps it is you that should just move on.

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    • Atussa
      8 years ago

      Hi sorry for the presumption but the things you've written really resonate with what ive felt before and i wanna say I'm here if u need an impartial ear and that the more you talk about the pain when it hits, be it to the samaritans(who r 24/7,confidential and saved my life) or imalive(dot)org, Crisischat both of which u can textchat online, the more the pain and anxiety lessens. You can move past this but you don't have to fight alone, lean on others and the stronger and happier you become. I'm here, keep talking you can beat this

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    Don't be friends with girls you wanna fuck. Problem solved.

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  • Niggers_like_white_women
    8 years ago

    All the answers were predictably biased toward the "it's okay to be friends with the opposite sex". Its not and it's immature. If you have made it clear you don't want "just a friendship" and she still plays the "I don't wana ruin the friendship bullshit", you have two options. Delete her number and completely ignore her, this course will remove you from her silly head games (and believe me she knows exactly what she is doing). OR, if you really wana fuck her than next time you hang out constantly bombard her with sex, asking for sex, talking about sex until she breaks down and feels she has no other choice but to have sex with you if she still wants to hang out with you. Sounds like a dick move, but it's the only way to effectively neutralize the "friendzone" nonsense. Don't feel bad doing this, she knows exactly what she is doing and it's almost always attractive women that have a bunch of pathetic "guy friends". If she wants your utility as a man, paying for stuff, protector, etc than she pays for it with sex. Simple as that.

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    • TheSkyisGreen
      8 years ago | pl

      Hush Junior! Don't interrupt when grown ups are talking.

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      • Shoot_a_fat_person
        8 years ago

        Did you have a traditional nuclear family growing up? Are you even old enough to legally consume alcohol?

        I'm guessing you are female based on picking my comment to respond to with some silly prattle about how I'm immature and you arent.

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        • TheSkyisGreen
          8 years ago

          Like I said....Hush!

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          • Shoot_a_fat_person
            8 years ago

            Would you like to be friends? I could take you out and pay for you, and never talk about sex.

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    Let's just be friends. That is the single most irritating thing you could ever hear from a woman. It traps you into this relationship limbo where neither of you want to be all because the woman was too uncomfortable to be straight with you.

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    8 years ago

    That 'big juicy sunny d ass' is what got you friend zoned lmao

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    I disagree! His wife could be a totally dumb repulsive bitch who is a whore in the sack. He feels disheartened and looks forward to going to work as an escape. The guy only wants to keep his faith in womankind.

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