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Is it normal to talk to people?
I bet it is. And it has been a while since I have written an anonymous posting just to chat at you guys. Although I couldn't think of a real topic to discuss.
Anyone have any ideas? I'm a little on the bored side of life at the moment, which is probably obvious, so who wants to humor me?
Do you eat hot dogs? I haven't had a hot dog in 17 years. I don't think its that they taste particularly nasty, I just can't get past the ingredients. I mean when I discovered that it was basically arm pits and assholes.... and whatever else they can't market as food by itself, I couldn't bring myself to eat them. Who the fuck wants to eat cow lips and pig balls. Jesus Christ that's unappetizing.
with all the different types and toppins and sauces and crusts and whatnot available on todays modern pizzas, how come it aint a thing to be able to order different doneness levels like a steak?
'and how does yall want that possum and habanero pizza done sir?'
'medium rare thanks'
Raw dough and half melted cheese sounds gross. Otherwise your asking for burnt pizza.
And everyone knows you serve opossum al dente.
rare dont mean raw with pizza theres less variation than with a steak
yall could even come up with a color template for the cheese round the edgea the crust
yall could preroast the possum to git the perfect tender vittle texture
besides the habaneros help chemically cook the possum like ceviche
I could do that, but then I'd have to stop eating my cheese danish ring and actually think a normal, rational thought for today.
*eats danish ring*
Seriously, my dad brought back a fuckload of bakery treats and if no one in the house eats them, he'll whine about it for days. The sugar overload and the distinct lack of two days sleep has made my brain start to feel girly emotions again, so talking to my sister, seeing old pictures of my dog, or checking my email accounts are a no no today.
I wish I was rational. Help me be rational again so I can realize my long lost dream to shoryuken the moon.
Again? You were rational once before? And shoryukening the moon is over rated. Getting jiggy with jupiter is much more fun.
My inner Will Smith is still weeping over the yogurt drought of 1989 to even try to get jiggy with it. I close my eyes and all I see is the paint pieces from the rotting wooden swing set raining down on my backyard tent that I forged from beach towels for the purpose of pretending to be a little plastic Barbie shoe.
Hot spicy lettuce. Kimchi is not bad. Unlike tai-chi. Still they're all better than Chai tea.
Oh! Uh... okay?
My friend's LAME JOKE OF THE DAY!:
What did the duck say when ot was asked to do a math problem? (Although ducks can't speak human languages, just go with it)