It's a bird! it's a plane! it's a....

Pterodactyl!

The past few mornings I have heard this strange sound outside my window. There has been a construction crew working very early and they are doing something that makes this weird scraping sound. It plays into my dreams and my dream state thinks it’s a pterodactyl. So now when I hear it during the day I look up in hopes of seeing a pterodactyl. IIN?

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Based on 88 votes (48 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • How do you even know what a pterodactyl sounds like?

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    • I don't, but in my dream they sound like road construction.

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    • That is what I was going to ask.

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  • Wendell

    Those first two people who would shout "It's a bird!" " It's a plane"

    What were they so excited about?

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    • The first person was really hungry. The second person was a child.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Its me

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  • Pedodactyls only show up when children are around.

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  • YBNormal

    No, it's more of a "Rawwwwk! Rawwwwk!"

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  • dappled

    Aww, I love pterosaurs. I wish I could see one too.

    I guess it's normal for our dreams to play into real life. I once had a romantic encounter with someone in a dream and when I met her a couple of days later, I kept feeling weird around her because of it.

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  • Orthanc

    Why do people seem to think that this website is their personal humor blog?

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  • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy

    I hate axiomatic creatures. Plus, they taste like shit to me because I am chaotic. Damn you Mechanus!

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  • ThatCreepyWhiteGuy

    Damn axiomatic raven sitting on my window. GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT AXIOMATIC BIRD!

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  • CollegeIsNotAsAwesomeAsIImagin

    okay there was an experiment performed by a russian guy called Ivan Pavlov. He would make dogs salivate after feeding them while making a sound. After a while he stopped hiving them food, played such sound and the dogs still salivated. It wad a mind command the dogs developed. A controlled natural response. Also in a tv show called the office one of the office guys rings a bell and gives Dwight a piece of tic-tac. Does that for a while until Dwight would just extend his hand to get it, then the other guy did not give him the tic-tac and Dwight asked what was going on then realized it and felt awkward

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  • LeatherbackSeaTurtleIsABadass

    Have you ever watched the video for "Mother-fucking Bearodactyl"? I think you would enjoy it very much

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  • Terence_the_viking

    ka kaw ka kaw thats the sound of a pteradatchyig

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I have a pet pterodactyl.

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    • Legion

      *pick up gun and shoots* Oh shit, i thought it was a giant duck. whoops. *backs away slowly and runs* 0_0

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