It it normal that my gf wants to sit on my face?

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My gf wants to sit on my face any chance she gets. She's pretty and has a nice butt, but she does it too often. I'll just be lying on the couch watching T.V. then she'll walk over and plop her butt right on my face. If she wakes up before me she sits on my face to wake me up. She's now started sitting on my face naked and my nose goes right up her butthole and it STINKS. She even farted once while sitting on my face. What do I do?

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Tell her she's nasty and ugly then dump her.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Could it be that she thinks sitting on your face might possibly improve your looks?

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  • trexagireve
    5 years ago

    If she is dirty down there just use your tongue to clean her buthole! It is a real honor that she is using you as a chair! Some ladies use there slaves as toilets

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  • ginsters101
    9 years ago

    Get your tongue up her cunt

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  • mistake2signup
    9 years ago

    just sit on her face and fart, and say:"how do u like that bitch?"

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Your life sounds awesome, but I can see how that would get annoying... just ask her to stop. She gonna break yo nose one day.

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  • randypete
    9 years ago

    do it after you have fucked her and she is full of cum yummy

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  • 213
    9 years ago

    lol lol.haha w.t.f .make sure you wake up before her and stay active

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  • zsdworknman
    9 years ago

    Try wearing a plague doctors mask she will either stop immediately or she will love it or tape a thumb tack to ur nose

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