It is normal if i feel mpregnant?

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I feel pregnant, but it's crazy because I'm a boy. I'm gay and i don't know how to explain it to my boyfriend. I feel the baby kicking. It's truth!

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago | pl

    It's just gas.

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    • RoseIsabella
      9 years ago

      Ya beat me to it. ;-)

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      • howaminotmyself
        9 years ago

        Yay me! What did I win?

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        • RoseIsabella
          9 years ago

          Oh, you win...
          *paws up*
          :-)

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    9 years ago

    You don't have a uterus in your ass to get pregnant. If you did, it would like, get tangled up in your intestines and you'd die from lack of pooping. It's a very painful way to die. I died twelve years ago from that experience, man. Don't do what I did. Go to the toilet and poop that turd baby out before it's too late! Seriously, it's not a baby in you, it's just a large turd.

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  • pastor_of_muppets
    9 years ago

    Lactose intolerant

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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    So is the baby in your butt or your balls?

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      Food baby?

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      • seekelp
        9 years ago

        So we impregnate ourselves in the mouths with food then deliver babies from our butts?

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          we eat so much that we have a food baby then have to "birth" it

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    If you are the first male to give birth to something (alien, animal or human, no matter), you are going to be a VERY rich gay boy.

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    • GreyWulfen
      9 years ago

      That actually already happened. Transgender though.

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    Hehe made me laugh.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    That "baby" you feel kicking is an Alien. When you least expect it, it will burst out of your stomach killing you. With time, it will grow into a mature Alien. It will kill everything with a pulse, preferably humans. There's nothing you can do to escape it. Except your fate.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    9 years ago

    Yes you are pregnant, congratulations! Although seeing as you are a boy it's going to be a green alien baby and it's father will be not be your boyfriend but the alien who abducted and impregnated you a few days ago. Sorry about that.

    Next time you're alone at night be sure to wear a tin foil hat to stop the aliens reading your brainwaves and finding out if you're suitable to be experimented on.

    Enjoy parenthood!

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  • theMpregdude
    9 years ago

    On the first week of February

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    So when is the baby due?

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