Is vanilla ice cool?
When he's rollin in his 5.0 with his rag top down so his hair can blow, are you thinking cool Brah or what a dick?
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| No | 40 |
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AbnormallyAwesome
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handsignals
Allow me to explain: One day Robert Van Winkle (AKA Vanilla Ice) is driving his 1989 Ford Mustang around his home town (Miami) with his *invisible friend Shay* (*watch the video). He drives past some girls who like under aged truck stop hookers and he waves to them. Then he decides to go to Beach Front ave, a location were very attractive woman congregate. Robert proves to be the alpha male and some other males who are jealous show aggression towards him. Their aggression is intensified by the fact they have been abusing amphetamines known on the street as eight ball or speed. A gun fight ensues, Robert and Shay escape unscathed and the aggressive males are arrested. He also explains how he is very good at creating rap music.
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AbnormallyAwesome
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RoseIsabella
Vanilla Ice is a very damaged individual. It's sad and I feel sorry for him. I hope Suge Knight has a heart attack or a stroke and dies. A stroke would be better because then he might be paralyzed. He deserves it!
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Dot123
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.Dance, Go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves itIce Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby VanillaNow that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them they ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say, "Hi!"
Did you stop? No – I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was deadYo – so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine – All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves itIce Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby VanillaTake heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo – I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while DJ revolves it.Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby VanillaYo, man, let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
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Shackleford96
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handsignals
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[Old Memory]
Did you see that Adam Sandler movie? Cause I bet you did and that's why you made the post.
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handsignals
IIN that something grabs a hold of me tightly flows like a harpoon daily and nightly, will it ever stop?
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anti-hero