Is vanilla ice cool?

When he's rollin in his 5.0 with his rag top down so his hair can blow, are you thinking cool Brah or what a dick?

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    I didn't understand any of that. But I do like vanilla ice cream.

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    • handsignals

      Allow me to explain: One day Robert Van Winkle (AKA Vanilla Ice) is driving his 1989 Ford Mustang around his home town (Miami) with his *invisible friend Shay* (*watch the video). He drives past some girls who like under aged truck stop hookers and he waves to them. Then he decides to go to Beach Front ave, a location were very attractive woman congregate. Robert proves to be the alpha male and some other males who are jealous show aggression towards him. Their aggression is intensified by the fact they have been abusing amphetamines known on the street as eight ball or speed. A gun fight ensues, Robert and Shay escape unscathed and the aggressive males are arrested. He also explains how he is very good at creating rap music.

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      • AbnormallyAwesome

        Wow, thats... Thats deep man. Really moving story.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Vanilla Ice is a very damaged individual. It's sad and I feel sorry for him. I hope Suge Knight has a heart attack or a stroke and dies. A stroke would be better because then he might be paralyzed. He deserves it!

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  • Dot123

    Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

    Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

    Dance, Go rush the speaker that booms
    I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly, when I play a dope melody
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it, You better gain way
    You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
    If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

    Now that the party is jumping
    With the bass kicked in, and the Vegas are pumpin'
    Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
    Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
    Burning them they ain't quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
    And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
    I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
    Rollin' in my 5.0
    With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
    The girlies on standby, Waving just to say, "Hi!"
    Did you stop? No – I just drove by
    Kept on pursuing to the next stop
    I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
    That block was dead

    Yo – so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
    Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
    Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
    Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
    Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
    Ready for the chumps on the wall
    The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
    Gunshots ranged out like a bell
    I grabbed my nine – All I heard were shells
    Falling on the concrete real fast
    Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
    Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed
    I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
    Police on the scene, You know what I mean
    They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
    If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

    Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
    Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
    My town, that created all the bass sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
    Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
    Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
    We make it hype and you want to step with this
    Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
    Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
    If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
    Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
    Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
    If there was a problem, Yo – I'll solve it!
    Check out the hook while DJ revolves it.

    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
    Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

    Yo, man, let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

    Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
    Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

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  • Shackleford96

    Haha, what a dick!

    Ted was a good movie XD

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    • handsignals

      I'm going to wax you like a candle chump!

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  • Did you see that Adam Sandler movie? Cause I bet you did and that's why you made the post.

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    • handsignals

      I bought 'Ice ice baby' the single on cassette back in the day so fuck you.

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      • That isn't a good thing, it's even worse. You bought the 'Ice ice baby' the single, so FUCK YOU.

        Hahahahahaha.

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        • handsignals

          Your just actin ill cooz your so full of 8 ball :o

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          • Errrrp John belushi.

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  • handsignals

    IIN that something grabs a hold of me tightly flows like a harpoon daily and nightly, will it ever stop?

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  • anti-hero

    Totally.

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