Is this toilet habit normal?

My toilet is extremely expensive, made out of platinum and chrome. I don't want to get it dirty, so I just go into the bathroom and shit on the floor, then wipe it up and disinfect it.

Is this normal?

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25% Normal
Based on 12 votes (3 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • gloryholeflasher

    Not normal at all! If you can afford such an expensive toilet then you should be able to afford to hire a maid to clean and disinfect the floor when you're done shitting. Plus you would probably be doing some poor girl a favor by providing her a job! What are you thinking, man?

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  • thegypsysailor

    That's funny.
    Our head (marine toilet) is electric and makes more noise that our diesel, so whenever we use it everybody within half a mile knows it. It's a bit intimidating.

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    • SandyGun5555

      You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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      • FJK_frm_AK25

        U want to cut off ur dick cuz in ur head u know ura women

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  • flyingnostalgia

    Next time don't even bother buying a toilet.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    No toilets are for shitting this type of behaviour is oh hahah you troll.

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    • SandyGun5555

      You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Holy shit how did you know that?

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  • handsignals

    What if it's comming out both ends because you had Chinese?

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