Is this normal that i think i'm an alien?

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Don't put on tin foil hats I can't read minds. All my life I believed that everyone's heart followed that same pattern as mine. Which is pump pump pump pump silence for 2 seconds pump pump pump pump....etc In first aid class the instructor explained how to check another persons pulse. He said you should feel pump pump....
Failed it because I didn't let anyone check my pulse.

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  • Dot123
    10 years ago

    We're all aliens. We're the product of alien creation.

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  • Karmasbitch
    10 years ago

    You think your an alien because your pulse is different?
    I want your worries.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle.

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    • Jeaneathean
      10 years ago

      Phone's tapped anyway. Orders from the D.A.

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      • NotStrangeBird
        10 years ago

        Can I borrow a dollar bill? I've only got ten.

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        • Jeaneathean
          10 years ago

          I don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

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          • NotStrangeBird
            10 years ago

            Sorry, couldn't answer, I was working the night shift. Not enough years of schoolin'.

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  • Loeyyiiero
    10 years ago

    If your heart beat stops, you're dead, so you're an alien zombie.

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    You are an alien in EVERY country you are in other than the one you were born in.
    As to your heart rhythm, if you've been alive and doing OK his long, then I wouldn't be too concerned. Just don't let the government discover it or they will take you away and you will be strapped to a table and you will be a laboratory experiment the rest of your life!

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx
    10 years ago

    We're all aliens to other aliens.

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  • Inuyasha72
    10 years ago

    Yes, you're completely normal. Now hurry up and take over the human race!

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I don't understand what the heart beat has to do with this. I feel like an alien but it is because I am an alien in a human body. I realize my current incarnation is human but this is just my avatar.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    As long as you is alright whats the beef?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I fall deeper and deeper the further I go. .

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  • Mooohgertje
    10 years ago

    Maybe we're the aliens... and you're the last human left... yes... mysterious dots...

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  • Short4Words
    10 years ago

    If you felt silence, you might have a heart condition that's all.

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