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A blonde comes home after her first day in school.
Blonde: Mom, I can count to 14, but my classmates can only count to 10. Is it because I'm blonde?
Mom: Yes it is.
Day 2:
Blonde: Mom, I know all letters of the alphabet up to V, but my classmates only know up to S. Is it because I'm blonde?
Mom: Yes it is.
Day 3:
Blonde: Mom, my breasts are much bigger than the other girls in my class. Is it because I'm blonde?
Mom: No sweetheart, It's because they're 7 and you're 21.

No it was bad 17
Yes that was a good one 14
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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    No, that's lame.

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    • charli.m
      5 years ago

      Incredibly so.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        Indeed!

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    I like blonde jokes, they are funny. Very stupid, but funny.
    Here is another one:

    Blonde gets stopped by a police officer.
    Cop: Good day madam, license and registration please.
    Blonde: What?
    Cop: License and registration please.
    Blonde: What's that?
    Cop: The license is a small card with your picture on it...
    Blonde hands him her gym membership
    Cop calls for backup and asks what to do. Backup replies "Pull your pants down"
    Cop skeptically pulls down his pants...
    Blonde: Breathalyzer test again... Third one today!

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Reminds me of another sex related blonde joke that I read-

      One night, a blonde is lying in bed, when a rapist that the neighborhood had been warned about breaks in through her window.

      The blonde begs for him not to rape her. When he ignores her, she pleads again, saying, "I'll do anything, just please don't rape me!"

      The rapist says, "If you let me shag you, I won't rape you."

      She says, "Okay."

      I feel like the blonde kind of won in this joke though, because at least she thought she agreed to a bargain, which is much better than being raped.

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    • LornaMae
      5 years ago

      Hahaha! I'm so stupid, I laugh at all blonde jokes.

      "What does a blond do with 1 dollar? Goes to a 50 Cent concert twice."

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  • itsamistake
    5 years ago

    Don't give up your day job.

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  • WarriorGene
    5 years ago

    I'm still waiting for the joke

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  • 309uf2o38yf
    5 years ago

    It was too long and the word "blonde" was used too many times.

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  • jack_shephard
    5 years ago

    This joke just gave me two cells of cancer.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    It's neither bad or good. It was neutral, cute, but nothing more.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    I want to die.

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  • TS
    5 years ago

    The two people who voted "yes" are the reason Jeff Dunham and Steven Colbert have careers.

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  • LornaMae
    5 years ago

    Haha, cute. I'm biased though, I loooove blonde jokes.

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